What if WWII had been fought online?

lol, my dad showed me this I just had to post it here sooo...

What if WWII had been fought online?

WWII Battlefront ONLINE:
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*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this ****ing sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is ****ing weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge ****ing army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A ****ing TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur ****ed
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are ****ing gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: **** u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: **** this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u ****in suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ***s
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*

Thats freakin Funny LOL

Hahaha.

roosevelt vs. hitler on the internet.

Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

A little bit too much on the US being great, and not enough on the English Air Force completely pwning everything that came into our skies 😛

LOL 😂

Originally posted by dave123
A little bit too much on the US being great, and not enough on the English Air Force completely pwning everything that came into our skies 😛

lol, I take it ur a brit 😛

But he is right though, also it was infact the Sovjets that fought the best along with the brits iMO

Originally posted by The Highlord
But he is right though, also it was infact the Sovjets that fought the best along with the brits iMO

Im not doubting it. But its not bout who fought the best. It was either Freedom or Dictatorship and without the brave allied souls who fought and died for freedom we'd all be pretty screwed over right now. 😛 😉

Bumping it so more people can see it & because it's so damn funny 😂

Bump!

I know the whole WWII FPS craze has subsided but I still think this is funny 😂

that was funny 😂

Wrong Forum, Already Done Twice as well.

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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Wrong Forum, Already Done Twice as well.

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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Wrong Forum, Already Done Twice as well.

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Vinny, why don't you just stop being KMC's little ***** sheriff and go back to the OTF where nobody cares, hmm? 🙄

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Wrong Forum, Already Done Twice as well.

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Originally posted by Cerberus
Vinny, why don't you just stop being KMC's little ***** sheriff and go back to the OTF where nobody cares, hmm? 🙄

Originally posted by DarkC
I wouldn't be talking, that post made you look about twice as obnoxious as he's ever been.

I really dont give a shit dude. Who is he to come in here and tell me its been done before(link please?) and its in the wrong forum(When its not). The hell with being obnoxious. 😐

It has been done before and I think youll find it in the OTF but I havent seen it in this forum until now.

Originally posted by DarkC
Not really, and not really.

Yes, It Is.

Dusty Made It Before For Sure because I had it saved on my computer from then.

Originally posted by Cerberus
Vinny, why don't you just stop being KMC's little ***** sheriff and go back to the OTF where nobody cares, hmm? 🙄

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