Originally posted by Mist*gets rid of goldfish*
Hiker, Im feeling you have a fear of heights, this will lead to failing to win the award for Prom Queen unless you sort yourself out and get rid of those man eating goldfish you keep in the garage.
RJ, you must have a rich tycoon for a father because your love for fast cars and fancy women is obvious in your posting style. 😄
JLred, red underwear will increase your sexual life by 13% on Wednesdays. Also, to increase your chances of winning the lottery, take three doses of a heavily concentrated laxative twice during peak hour traffic.
And dont be afraid of the dog next door, he only wants to sniff your crotch, nothing more.
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Mist, your fear of Bobble Heads will abruptly come to an end when your delivery guy appears on your front doorstep with a 'Mist' Bobble Head Doll, collectors edition.
Awesomedroolio
TH, only use this smilie in an emergency, as it will lead to liver cancer on Mondays > 🤘
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Mist, if you make your list smaller, it'll make your life easier and your love life more exciting ✅ You will also get a new puppy which you will call 'Mr Snuffles' 😄It will also get me off your back 😱
Wicked cool. But maybe I want you on my back😖hifty:
Dont use the bathroom anymore. Your loved ones will appreciate you, no matter how bad you look/smell. Continuing to use the bathroom with give you heartburn.
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
*GA*, your fear of electrical light parades will only end as soon as you confront your father as to why he made you chew on power cables as a child.
😂 😂
TH, change your socks three times during lunch break on Friday, as it will bring forth new beginnings in the work environment.
Originally posted by Mist
Wicked cool. But maybe I want you on my back😖hifty:Dont use the bathroom anymore. Your loved ones will appreciate you, no matter how bad you look/smell. Continuing to use the bathroom with give you heartburn.
Well, if you make your list smaller we could consider it eyes
...But make it smaller first 😠
And I like the bathroom cry
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
*GA*, your fear of electrical light parades will only end as soon as you confront your father as to why he made you chew on power cables as a child.
All I wanted was to make my daddy proud cry
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Well, if you make your list smaller we could consider it eyes...But make it smaller first 😠
And I like the bathroom cry
Your fear of my list will bring about a plague of tight underwear unless you light three candles in your bedroom and recite every chapter of the Holy Bible before midnight.