Funny scene from Willy Wonka (original)

“Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've all been during these last few days, but now I think I can safely say that your time and money have been well spent. We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. Based on the revolutionary Computonian Law of Probability, this machine will tell us the precise location of the three remaining Golden Tickets.”

(He punches computer buttons, The technician now reads the card it emits)

"It says, 'I won't tell, that would be cheating'."

“I am now telling the computer that, if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize.”

(Pushes buttons; reads card)

"He says,'What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of
chocolate'?"

"I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate."

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! 😐

Heh........heh....erm....schmoll

I'm starting to think I should make another one.... just to piss people off..

I love that part.And the part when the doctor is talking to a patient and saying at the end "Shut up and tell me where the golden ticket is"jm

Originally posted by §P0oONY
“Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've all been during these last few days, but now I think I can safely say that your time and money have been well spent. We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. Based on the revolutionary Computonian Law of Probability, this machine will tell us the precise location of the three remaining Golden Tickets.”

(He punches computer buttons, The technician now reads the card it emits)

"It says, 'I won't tell, that would be cheating'."

“I am now telling the computer that, if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize.”

(Pushes buttons; reads card)

"He says,'What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of
chocolate'?"

"I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate."

Originally posted by §P0oONY
“Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've all been during these last few days, but now I think I can safely say that your time and money have been well spent. We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. Based on the revolutionary Computonian Law of Probability, this machine will tell us the precise location of the three remaining Golden Tickets.”

(He punches computer buttons, The technician now reads the card it emits)

"It says, 'I won't tell, that would be cheating'."

“I am now telling the computer that, if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize.”

(Pushes buttons; reads card)

"He says,'What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of
chocolate'?"

"I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate."

yeah, i was slightly dissapointed that they didnt use that song in the new one.
but the new one owns my soul and heart.
just because. oh god. it was the greatest thing i'd ever seen.

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
I love that part.And the part when the doctor is talking to a patient and saying at the end "Shut up and tell me where the golden ticket is"jm

Me too 😂