The unofficially fake spam thread.

This is a thread i decided to open as in a game. Make up a spam header. It should not have an address to a site, just talking about something that you may find in a pop up or spam email.......example.

You have been preselected to be the ruller of North Humptown...

Act now and get it free with proof of purchase and $12 thousand

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You've won a bunch more spam e-mails, just click here!

CONGRATULATIONS!

You will bent sent 2 hairy monkey balls for beating this extremely easy arcade game. Beat it again and we will send you a jar of freshly squeezed monkey piss as well

Take this I.Q. test.....How many fingers am i holding up?

Lose weight, NOW! click here!!!
CONGRATIULATIONS!! You're the 100.000th visitor on this site!! Click here to claim your prize!!!
Where have YOU been on the 'net? DO you want to erase your browser's "history"? Click here!!
Single? Click here to date other losers just like you online!!!
Not sure if you're an idiot? Click here and find out!!

Free pook ball to those who click here......OH SH!T

Dont got a pooh ball? click here.

Ever wonder if you have crabs or not? Scratch here

Red Lobster is giving away free crabs......Hookers standing by.

To open the can of worms....cllick here.

EDIT

for a free can of whoop a$$, hit on my wife.

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Shoot the clown with 6 nipples and win a free condom

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Shoot the clown with 6 nipples and win a free condom

Congradulations......you won the condom.........

waiver....condom doesnt protect you from STDs

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im going to make a pop up that provides for them all, "DO YOU NEED CREDIT, OR A LARGE PENIS, OR BIGGER BUST SIZE, OR A LOAN ... WELL THEN CLICK THIS LINK TO BRING UP 900 MORE POP UPS AND FORMS TO FILL OUT WHICH WILL NEVER MEAN ANYTHING CAUSE YOU HAVE NO MONEY, A SMALL PENIS, NO BOOBS, AND NO ONE IN THERE RIGHT MIND WOULD GIVE YOU MONEY, OR DATE YOU, OR ANYTHING, CAUSE YOU'RE A NERD, A FREAKIN COMPUTER NERD, SO IGNORE THIS AND CLICK THE X"

kthx. 🙂

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
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OMG, i made ROB laugh...

Congradulations.........Hi, how are you? Work doing good for ya? Dont go to work? Well, have fun in school. You will learn a lot. No school? Yall underacheivers never give me something good to say to you do you?

Hi, I'm Tammy.
Click HERE to visit my raunchy XXX site filled with hot steamy young girls ready to take it all off for you.
The only cost is
YOUR SOUL!

i have no soul.... :-/

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Shoot the banana and win a free I-Pod!

might help if i put the smilie tags in...

dammit I've clicked that banana so many times.. and still nothing!

dontgetit