A Lord of The Ring memoir

what about a corn dog? will that do?

dunno. will it?

it's an american tradition...so i don't see why not

should it have mustard too?

but of course...how can you question that. unless you're not....an american fear

not everyone likes mustard you know!

please dont say that...that is so....un-american. you may as well say you don't like apple pie

I prefer blackberry

ohhhh...you're one of them. i like my treos better

ah, that's good too

i've yet to master it though...damn machines.

just needs some practice

i prefer the old fashion way...you know? two tin cans and a long piece of string, yep!

but what if you run out of string?

oh well, then you're that much closer to me....😛

suppose so

AH HA! i knew it! i knew it!!!

knew what?

i don't know, actually. sounded good when i said it..

oh