KMC posters most requested PIS rematches

Started by Scoobless2 pages

Originally posted by long pig
Absorbing Man vs Thor or any of the bricks he faught, WITHOUT TURNING TO PAPER.

He'd kill.

Creel doesn't have the level of control over his powers that you'd like him to have..... other than the cocaine incident, he got water thrown on him recently when he wasn't ready for it.... he turned into water against his will...... you are overrating him

Originally posted by Khellendros
A recent thread reminded me of one: Black Bolt vs Thor. Black Bolt written COMPETENTLY takes at least an even split 5/10.

Thor written competently .... and aggressively.... would tear Black Bolt apart

Originally posted by Scoobless
Thor written competently .... and aggressively.... would tear Black Bolt apart

Care to elaborate? Where has Thor been written "competently and aggressively" in your opinion? Can't you say that...Black Bolt, written "competently and aggressively" would be very, very nasty also?

Iron Man melts Wolverine, Hulk stomps Wolverine, Hulk beats Thor more often than not because Thor is too stupid/arrogant to ever fully appreciate all that Mjolnir can do.

Hell...Wolverine wins if he "ambushes" most of Marvel/DC earth. *snikt* + exposed neck = "this is for my homies..." Ask Magneto.

Superman vs. Silver Surfer and

Superman vs. Martian Manhunter.

Originally posted by Never
Care to elaborate? Where has Thor been written "competently and aggressively" in your opinion? Can't you say that...Black Bolt, written "competently and aggressively" would be very, very nasty also?

Iron Man melts Wolverine, Hulk stomps Wolverine, Hulk beats Thor more often than not because Thor is too stupid/arrogant to ever fully appreciate all that Mjolnir can do.

Hell...Wolverine wins if he "ambushes" most of Marvel/DC earth. *snikt* + exposed neck = "this is for my homies..." Ask Magneto.

😂 😆

I'd like to see Batman vs Predator written like, from a neutral, realistic standpoint. That would actually make for one hell of a comic.

Every Wolverine vs Spiderman fight to date.

Taskmaster vs Daredevil (The first two times)

Deadpool vs wolverine (The most recent time, I'd like to see the whole fight to the end)

Now, in risk of sounding retarded, PIS and CIS stand for?

CIS - character induced stupidity. Crusher Creel probably won't do half as many creative things as we posters might think up because Crusher is an idiot.
PIS - plot induced stupidity. Superman fights Allergic-to-Heatvision-Man and loses a slugfest.

Not overrating Creel at all, he has more control than you think, he's just written badly.
You're underrating him.

If he didn't he'd be turning to rubber from his shoes 24/7 or other dumb shit, he only does it when the plot needs him to.

Like when he's beating on Thor, oops! Turned to cardboard.
When he's beating on Hulk, oops! Glass.

Originally posted by Nataku8188
I'd like to see Batman vs Predator written like, from a neutral, realistic standpoint. That would actually make for one hell of a comic.

Every Wolverine vs Spiderman fight to date.

Taskmaster vs Daredevil (The first two times)

Deadpool vs wolverine (The most recent time, I'd like to see the whole fight to the end)

Now, in risk of sounding retarded, PIS and CIS stand for?

An objective match? No way!!!

Hulk VS. Batman!!!

That was a full of sh!t match PIS/CIS.

Bats: I'll kick him when he inhales for a breath

Hulk: Yawnnn...!!!! OOOOFFFf!!! You k..i..c..k..e..d M.....e... 'thud!'

PIS... Or Cis.... Or both.

How bout WIS... Writer Induced Stupidity

Thats about right...

actually no. Creel isnt written badly, its just that him being a complete dumbass is part of his mystique, cuz sooner or later this guy has to realize that he could be the most powerful being on earth, or the universe if he plays his cards right. but writers(not that im speaking for them) must realize that if they were to show him owning like that it would ruin his character, at least, thats what i believe.

the only way to circumvent that would be to do what all writers do when they want to exploit a villain's full potential......make them a temporary hero. make it so that there is some major crisis and he is the only one the heroes can turn to, and only he can save the day..then i bet you'll see creel doing some awesome stuff....

but on the other hand creel shoudnt be stupid anymore, not unless there is some "retroactive continuity-ing" at play here. cuz two years ago in the hulk series creel learned how to absorb ppl's minds, and possess thier bodies. and he even bragged that he was able to retain thier intellect, espeically of all the scientists working at the place he was imprisoned at in that special containment force field thingy, plus his body died after they tricked him into mind jumping into that dead guy,

then i pick up last month's issue of spidey and i see him in a regualr jail cell, with his orignal body running around like an idiot, in his trade mark purple pants. you see , he has to be stupid or esle he'll be no fun anymore.

Temujin, unarmed beating up Iron-Man

Here P, tell them what wolverine would do...