Why I'm better than god....

Started by Evil Dead32 pages

on topic please. this is my thread.......I started it before you were even a member here. Stay on topic........or don't post here at all. This thread is for discussion (as all are in this forum). Please refrain from simply copy/pasting random bible quotes that have nothing to do with the topic at hand...........it's disruptive to the thread and any discussion attempting to be undertaken therein. If it's not on topic, it's spamming........

Originally posted by Evil Dead
on topic please. this is my thread.......I started it before you were even a member here. Stay on topic........or don't post here at all. This thread is for discussion (as all are in this forum). Please refrain from simply copy/pasting random bible quotes that have nothing to do with the topic at hand...........it's disruptive to the thread and any discussion attempting to be undertaken therein. If it's not on topic, it's spamming........

You need to check your dates again. And what you are saying is "Why I am better than god"

The answer: you're not

ooh.....I see now...you had been here a month when I posted this.....funny you didn't post in it then....naturally since you did not post in this thread I figured you weren't here.....as you are here now and post in it frequently.

The answer: you're not

no answer as there was no question asked. I made a statement......then went on to list facts that support my claim (something foreign to Christians, I know).........glad to see you back on topic. I've seen many threads where you've gone off topic, spamming threads with your copy/paste verse quotes or just going in another direction altogether, typing Christian propoganda completely unrelated to the thread......you really need to stop that.....

1. I do exist. There is no debate about the subject. It can be proven over and over again. For an airplane ticket and a small fee, I can prove it to you face to face.

So people who have lived 2,000+ years ago that have passed from knowledge and left nothing behind to show they lived must mean they didn't exist

2. I have created life. There can be no debate on the subject. A simple DNA test can prove so.

Congrats; but God made man in his own imagine.

3. I don't tell people how to live. I do what I think is right without trying to force my morality onto others via threats of damnation and the like.

No threats. God is giving you a choice to go to hell or not. He's not putting a pistol to your head.

4. I don't pretend to be all powerful. I have my limits and accept them.

Neither those God. He doesn't have to pretend anything.

5. I admit to doing everything I do, good or bad. I don't pretend to be the cause of all that is good yet pass off blame onto others if something I do is interpreted as being bad to others.

He told them don't eat the forbidden fruit and they did. Thus they opened the door for sin and death. God had nothing to do with it.

6. I give people a choice. I don't demand they worship me, although they are certainly welcome to if they wish. I will never tell others, "thou shalt have no other Evil Dead's before me"...as a matter of fact, I don't Command anything from them.

God isn't commanding anything from you. You can decide to die if you wish.

Why I am better then Evil Dead
1. I don't open a pointless thread just to try to piss off certain people

2. When I know I am beaten in a debate I don't call it spamming

3. I don't spend my time in a Religion thread trying to prove a Religion wrong

4. I don't whine and complain about a choice God has given me

5. http://www.doesgodexist.org/Phamplets/Mansproof.html
http://www.everystudent.com/features/isthere.html

6. http://www.krbc.org.uk/provegodex.html (reasons without using the Bible)

Psalm 14:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good
I never said there wasn't any god......only that WE cannot comprehend what IT might be.

NOT WHAT THE CHURCH SAYS IT MIGHT BE.

1.

So people who have lived 2,000+ years ago that have passed from knowledge and left nothing behind to show they lived must mean they didn't exist

no, it means their existence cannot be proven.

2.

Congrats; but God made man in his own imagine.

prove it. you make an incredible claim. incredible claims require incredible evidence for varification.

3.

No threats. God is giving you a choice to go to hell or not. He's not putting a pistol to your head.

wrong. Even if a person breaks a commandment, it does not mean they wish or choose to go to hell. Your statement is completely illogical. Based on your line of thinking.....if a person eats an apple they wish to have diarhhea, not that it's a possible un-intentional result for that person.

4.

Neither those God. He doesn't have to pretend anything.

read your bible again. first commandment, "I am the lord god ALMIGHTY". Since a god's existence has not been proven, no statements attributed to a god could be proven.......

5.

He told them don't eat the forbidden fruit and they did. Thus they opened the door for sin and death. God had nothing to do with it

but according to you God himself created the very idea of "sin" and death.......therefore if sin is wrong, god is to blame as it was his creation.

6.

God isn't commanding anything from you. You can decide to die if you wish.

somebody hasn't read the bible. god does make commandments, 10 of them actually. Why you are speaking of death, I have no clue. You do not decide to die........everybody dies, volountarily or involountarily.

Why I am better then Evil Dead
1. I don't open a pointless thread just to try to piss off certain people

2. When I know I am beaten in a debate I don't call it spamming

3. I don't spend my time in a Religion thread trying to prove a Religion wrong

4. I don't whine and complain about a choice God has given me

5. http://www.doesgodexist.org/Phamplets/Mansproof.html
http://www.everystudent.com/features/isthere.html

6. http://www.krbc.org.uk/provegodex.html (reasons without using the Bible)

wow......original idea......I wish I had thought of that like ....a year ago...

not only do you copy/paste others' words in attempt to cover your short-comings, you do so with ideas too. I'm glad to see you actually post something on topic for a change though........good show.

Originally posted by Evil Dead
wow......original idea......I wish I had thought of that like ....a year ago...

not only do you copy/paste others' words in attempt to cover your short-comings, you do so with ideas too. I'm glad to see you actually post something on topic for a change though........good show.

Fine let me ask you some questions (nothing to do with the Bible) if that's okay with you.

that's perfectly fine........but do it in PM or make your own topic like, "questions for ED" or something........ if it's off-topic to this thread it doesn't belong.

They'll just be accustations that if you dont' believe in his god you're worthless and just kill everybody.

no.......no....

he has sent me 3 PMs so far asking intelligent questions is a kindly manner. His PMs have thus far been much more cordial and conversational than anything he has posted on this board.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
So people who have lived 2,000+ years ago that have passed from knowledge and left nothing behind to show they lived must mean they didn't exist

For all you know the entire Bible could have been written up last century 😉

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Congrats; but God made man in his own imagine.

What about woman ? Is God black, white, or tan? Is he skinny, tall, or fat? Is he ugly or gorgeous ? Does he have sex appeal ?

Originally posted by ESB -1138
No threats. God is giving you a choice to go to hell or not. He's not putting a pistol to your head.

So you mean when I die I can easily decline a trip to Hell ? WOW ! What was I complaining about this entire time !!?!?!?! I was scared over nothing !

Thanks for clearing that up man !

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Neither those God. He doesn't have to pretend anything.

Then why does he pretend to exist ?

Originally posted by ESB -1138
He told them don't eat the forbidden fruit and they did. Thus they opened the door for sin and death. God had nothing to do with it.

So we are all suffering horrendously and are doomed to eternal hellfire because Eve ate a fkn apple?

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTT 🙄

God had nothing to do with it ? You moron, he created that dang tree didn't he?

"Stayeth awayeth frometh the tree of knowledge. Even though I created it, and put it within my Holy Garden, it is something damnable and evil...with an evil serpant, whose not even allowed here, but I let him in anyway....its to test you my son Adam..to testeth your love and faith in me..."

Oh question....if Adam and Eve only had Cain and Able, then how was the human race spawned from them?

And if they DID have daughters, then that means the entire human race was birthed from Incest which is a Sin....none of this makes sense. Can you help clarify that for me ?

Thanks bro ! 🙂

Originally posted by ESB -1138
God isn't commanding anything from you. You can decide to die if you wish.

He's not commanding anything ? So what's the Bible for ? 😛

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
For all you know the entire Bible could have been written up last century.
So you mean when I die I can easily decline a trip to Hell ? WOW ! What was I complaining about this entire time !!?!?!?! I was scared over nothing !
Thanks for clearing that up man !
Then why does he pretend to exist ?
So we are all suffering horrendously and are doomed to eternal hellfire because Eve ate a fkn apple?
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTT 🙄
God had nothing to do with it ? You moron, he created that dang tree didn't he?
"Stayeth awayeth frometh the tree of knowledge. Even though I created it, and put it within my Holy Garden, it is something damnable and evil...with an evil serpant, whose not even allowed here, but I let him in anyway....its to test you my son Adam..to testeth your love and faith in me..."
Oh question....if Adam and Eve only had Cain and Able, then how was the human race spawned from them?

And if they DID have daughters, then that means the entire human race was birthed from Incest which is a Sin....none of this makes sense. Can you help clarify that for me ?
Thanks bro ! 🙂
He's not commanding anything ? So what's the Bible for ? 😛


You show your limited understanding of God and the Bible. We are cast out of paradise because Eve ate an apple. We are cast out because of DISOBEDIENCE to God.
"After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and HAD OTHER sons and daughters." Genesis 5:4
You don't even know what you are talking about.

"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them." Genesis 1:27
Other men and women were created before or at the same time as Adam. Therefore, the human race was not spawned be incest.
And to sate your feminism, it also states that women are also created in God's image. God is neither male or female.
What is the Bible for? God does command you to do things and not to do others. It is still your choice to or not to follow them. Consequences follow every action. (I'll call it karma just for Shaky).

I'm still better.......

I'm better than Evil Dead (because I say so)... therefore by corollary I am better than the (in all probability non-existent) god of the Christian faith...

Adam lived 800 years ... life expectancy sure had a steep plummet, lucky for us it's rising due to advent of medicine and sanitation. Edna K says "Ha!"

Well I'm better than you xmark, because I can create....hehe

And everybody worships the female body anyway...😉

Damn... no arguing with that...

Why Kobe Bryant is better than ED and also the rest of us:

He has a gorgeous beautiful wife
He has more money than any of us will make in 5 lifestimes
He is in better health (the guy is an athlete)
He is more famous than all of us put together
He has a basketball record for most points in a single game (none of us will ever achieve that)
He drives a better faster and cooler car than any of us will ever owned.
He was taken to court accuse of rapping a woman...got a lawyer...was proven innocent...and was set free...could any of you afford having such a defense team if you were accuse of rape?

Etc..etc..etc...Kobe is better. Now, you can go saying "Pfft! whatever, I don't need all that stuff that Kobe has" but the fact of the matter is that Kobe is STILL better than you.

See, this is what is been happening in the last 30 pages of this thread. All this is just simple flawed logic. Just because you think you have more qualities and more of anything does not make you better. It just doesn't. You can make a baby...God can't...so? I can make a baby too...am I still better than you or anyone else? Nah, is not in any way. Dropping the enlarger egos would help understand. That's my take....

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf

He has a basketball record for most points in a single game (none of us will ever achieve that)

No he doesn't.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No he doesn't.

Wilt Chamberlain has the record. True, true. Kobe sucks anyways, he doesn't make his teammates better.
And to keep on topic... God rocks and he is better than all of you. Wow! Don't you wish you knew him?Rhetorical question do not answer.

Originally posted by Nellinator
Don't you wish you knew him?

No, not really.