If only it were true....

to bad it aint...🥷

I want one 🥷

How come it won't work?

Does it have to do with the kangeroo's inability to carry a man?

hysterical2

kick. ass. 😐

Originally posted by BakaXero
to bad it aint...🥷

Well obviously that doesn't happen.. Where is his cork hat thing?

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
How come it won't work?

Does it have to do with the kangeroo's inability to carry a man?

Originally posted by DarkC
No, it's man's inability to ride a kangaroo. Do you realise what state his genitals would be in?

OMG!

You could wear a cup. ✅

What's a cup?

Something like a jock-strap?

sort of.. but it protects the... well you know,

Balls?

Genital protection device

yes, balls. 😐

Coolness.

BTW, what's up, dave?

Haven't seen you around in a while. I noticed you're not invisible anymore.

Yeah, there's been some bitching about there not being enough mods on, but most of us are invisible.... so I hope my being visible will scare you guys into not acting up 🙄

Unfortunately, I've been getting random PM's ever since I changed back 😬 Never mind...

A few weeks back I was in Oxford, which is probably why I ain't seen you for a while... anything new with you? 😄

Not much. I just finished summer school last Friday. I am now officially in 12th Grade! Skipping grades is fun and easy!

Oxford? Which one?

There's only one Oxford 😛 The one with the world-famous university....?

Aren't there two?

One in Michigan and one in GB?

Well, either way, my bad.

Lots of American places are named after our amazing places in England 😛

Like New York schmoll