Dont Cha Wish your Girlfriend was Hot like me

Started by Fëanor9 pages
Fëanor Senior Member

Originally posted by Ronny
Never ever ever ever ❌ Never been kissed either.

My lift is a huge puddle of stinky suckage disgust

i'm sorry, but i find that hard to believe really....i'm not saying you're lying or anything, but ffs....you're not exactly quasimodo 😑

Ken Kenobi Senior Member
Originally posted by DarkC
What? No, I can still say no.

No you can't!

Get back to work.

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by Fëanor
i'm sorry, but i find that hard to believe really....i'm not saying you're lying or anything, but ffs....you're not exactly quasimodo 😑

you hittin on my women b1tch 😐

Neo_Version 7 Smile (:

Don't make fun of Quasimodo! He was....well, he was fugly but still. Not cool!

Ken Kenobi Senior Member
Originally posted by a1hsauce
you hittin on my women b1tch 😐

Your woman?! I'm the one sitting in her yard waiting for her to get better so I can go mack my best moves on her.

fantasygirl Senior Member

Originally posted by DarkC
What? No, I can still say no.
Will he let you?

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
No you can't!

Get back to work.


Sir, yes sir! Permission to request weapons-free, sir!

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Your woman?! I'm the one sitting in her yard waiting for her to get better so I can go mack my best moves on her.

I seem to remember you pulling the same moves on me back in the day...and you left me for another *tosses hair*

Ken Kenobi Senior Member
Originally posted by DarkC
Sir, yes sir! Permission to request weapons-free, sir!

Permission granted.

Ken Kenobi Senior Member
Originally posted by a1hsauce
I seem to remember you pulling the same moves on me back in the day...and you left me for another *tosses hair*

Only because you didn't put out. 😛

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

*stands guard besides pizza*

(mutters in a sidetone to Ronny)
Ma'am, if he is being too rough, yell and I will drag him off of you, ma'am.

Ronny Love is Blindness

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I'm Popeye the sailor man

I live in a garbage can

I turned on the heater

And blew off my weiner

I'm popeye the sailor man! Toot Toot

ewww you said weiner

fantasygirl Senior Member

Originally posted by DarkC
*stands guard besides pizza*

(mutters in a sidetone to Ronny)
Ma'am, if he is being too rough, yell and I will drag him off of you, ma'am.

😂

Neo_Version 7 Smile (:

Dark, how could you abandon our pact?

You were the one who would end Lance, not join him!

Ronny Love is Blindness

Originally posted by DarkC
*stands guard besides pizza*

(mutters in a sidetone to Ronny)
Ma'am, if he is being too rough, yell and I will drag him off of you, ma'am.

Thanks, dont forget the crossbow

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Only because you didn't put out. 😛

jawdrop you hear that Ron Ron..he uses u and abuses you.. im glad i didnt dress up in that Princess Leia outfit...I knew you didnt deserve it

Ronny Love is Blindness

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Dark, how could you abandon our pact?

You were the one who would end Lance, not join him!

*pulls out lightsaber*THe force is with you, use it wisely. You are our last hope *hands saber to Neo then dissapears into the fog*

fantasygirl Senior Member

Originally posted by a1hsauce
jawdrop you hear that Ron Ron..he uses u and abuses you.. im glad i didnt dress up in that Princess Leia outfit...I knew you didnt deserve it
jawdrop

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Ronny
Thanks, dont forget the crossbow

Yes, ma'am. Steel-tipped bolts, I assume.
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Dark, how could you abandon our pact?

You were the one who would end Lance, not join him!


Sir, I am afraid I do not comprehend, sir.

Neo_Version 7 Smile (:

Originally posted by DarkC
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Sir, I am afraid I do not comprehend, sir.

You were like a brother to me!