"I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire." - Bette Davis on Joan Crawford
"She has slept with every male star at MGM except Lassie." - Bette Davis on Joan Crawford
"Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a b*tch. Maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies." - Bette Davis on Joan Crawford
"You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good... Joan Crawford is dead, good!" - Bette Davis on Joan Crawford
I could do this all night...
"I don't hate Bette Davis even though the press wants me to. I resent her. I don't see how she built a career out of a set of mannerisms, instead of real acting ability. Take away the pop eyes, the cigarette, and those funny clipped words and what have you got? She's phony, but I guess the public really likes that" - Joan Crawford on Bette Davis