Big Bird

Alright, we're steering towards the "100 reasons why I want to have sex with Big Bird" again. Let's not go there...

Guys, I finished my 100 reasons. Where's yours?

Originally posted by botankus
Alright, we're steering towards the "100 reasons why I want to have sex with Big Bird" again. Let's not go there...

Hey C, don't be taking that crap. Who's thread is this anyway? 😛

Originally posted by Britrogue
Guys, I finished my 100 reasons. Where's yours?

Originally posted by Revan Souer
Have to say well done but you do realise thats this is just a joke 😄 But Big Bird and Brit seem to share about fifty reasons.
100. He's a fantasic lover 😆

Hmmm.......I thought the only joke around here was you, but there you go...my mistake.

Originally posted by Britrogue
Hmmm.......I thought the only joke around here was you, but there you go...my mistake.

I don't know, I guess I've just been screwed over one too many times by someone I once considered a friend. That's all.

Oh, not this again. G, don't you have an Internet restraining order on Revan? That he can't come with 15 posts of you at any time?

If I could I would.

Originally posted by Britrogue
I don't know, I guess I've just been screwed over one too many times by someone I once considered a friend. That's all.

I can't believe I was trailing in posts in this thread. Don't worry, I will prevail!

Revan Souer 33
botankus 32
Britrogue 22
Morning_Glory 9
KillTheLight 8
Pyrofly 2
Mainstream 1
fantasygirl 1
Morlow 1
GuitarBunny 1
.Dance_Inside. 1

Originally posted by botankus
I can't believe I was trailing in posts in this thread. Don't worry, I will prevail!

Revan Souer 33
botankus 32
Britrogue 22
Morning_Glory 9
KillTheLight 8
Pyrofly 2
Mainstream 1
fantasygirl 1
Morlow 1
GuitarBunny 1
.Dance_Inside. 1

Honey, you have too much time on your hands 😛

I was just a little ticked because I spend hours each day trying to come up with ingenious and insightful information for the Big Bird thread...and what do I get in return? Revan's fantasies about getting the big yellow guy in the sack overtaking me in post counts!!!! Outrageous!

Yeah, Revan isn't fussy about who he gets in the sack...............

I don't want to know.

I mean, come on, Xtina?

Oh, thank God it was only her he got in the sack. I'd hate to think what kind of national crisis Tony Blair would have to declare if he was allowed to run rampant through the countryside.

😆

Hey, G, I found a Big Bird song on the net. All we need now is Britney's back up band (a.k.a. Mr. Casio) and I smell re-release!

AB-C-DEF-GHI-J-KL-M-NOP-WR-STUV-WX-YZ
Is the most remarkable word I've ever seen
AB-C-DEF-GHI-J-KL-M-NOP-WR-STUV-WX-YZ
I wish I knew exactly what I mean
It starts out like an Aword as anyone can see
But somewhere there in the middle it gets offly QR to me
AB-C-DEF-GHI-J-KL-M-NOP-WR-STUV-WX-YZ
If I ever findout just what this word can mean
I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen

It might be a kind of an elephant
Or a funny kind of kazoo
Or a strange exotic turtle that you never see in a zoo
It might be a kind of a doggie
Or a particular shade of blue
Or maybe a pretty flower?
Naah, not with a name like that, uh-uh

AB-C-DEF-GHI-J-KL-M-NOP-WR-STUV-WX-YZ
Is the most remarkable word I've ever seen

AB-C-DEF-GHI-J-KL-M-NOP-WR-STUV-WX-YZ
I wish I knew exactly what I mean
It starts out like an Aword as anyone can see
But somewhere there in the middle it gets offly QR to me
AB-C-DEF-GHI-J-KL-M-NOP-WR-STUV-WX-YZ
If I ever findout just what this word can mean
I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen