RoboCop vs Wolverine

and reproducing with that goat.......... oh yeah right i forgot! what makes this so special is the fact that it was a MALE goat

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
He can fly too, he has jetpacks in his femurs.

Originally posted by black robb
and a laser cannon in his wiener

like wolvigod?

And Apocalypse gave him sunglasses that can shoot hillbillies at people.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
and reproducing with that goat.......... oh yeah right i forgot! what makes this so special is the fact that it was a MALE goat

damn who woulda thunk??

hey, remember when wolverine beat dr. strange? of course not! it never happened! 😆

Originally posted by Onikirimaru
And Apocalypse gave him sunglasses that can shoot hillbillies at people.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
hey, remember when wolverine beat dr. strange? of course not! it never happened! 😆

yes, bub is the secret to all existance. thats why hes the only person who says it. oh wait, thats not why, its cause its a stupid saying 😄

You jerks, you turned this from a pleasant thread into a Wolvie Bashing session. 10000 post of this Mitch? You should be ashamed.

Wolverine wins.

1. robocop is rediculously slow.

2. Wolverine has been trained in many fighting styles, including ninjitsu.

3. We saw what a slow ROBOT ninja did to robocop in part 3. Someone said something earlier about wolverine not even getting close to robo. If roboninja can, wolverine can.

4. Even with precision shooting, wolvie heals. Adamantium laced bones prevent any bullets hitting vital organs.

Okay, okay. We understand you hate the character. But is that any reason to spam up every thread that mentions him?

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
You jerks, you turned this from a pleasant thread into a Wolvie Bashing session. 10000 post of this Mitch? You should be ashamed.

Please, i post everywhere, its better than nutswinging posts.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Okay, okay. We understand you hate the character. But is that any reason to spam up every thread that mentions him?

Why do all the fanboys say this?

Merc "hates" wolverine too, or have you forgot?

Originally posted by jostopholees
Wolverine wins.

1. robocop is rediculously slow.

2. Wolverine has been trained in many fighting styles, including ninjitsu.

3. We saw what a slow ROBOT ninja did to robocop in part 3. Someone said something earlier about wolverine not even getting close to robo. If roboninja can, wolverine can.

4. Even with precision shooting, wolvie heals. Adamantium laced bones prevent any bullets hitting vital organs.

Actually, not really. Your skeleton only covers some of your organs, and even then, they're just ribs guarding them. Robocop has shot through a guy's eyeball THROUGH a sniper scope, without even looking.

He can easily take two shots, hit each of Wolvie's eyes, watch him stagger in pain, and when he starts to heal, hit him in the intestines a bit, maybe shoot through a rib at the lung, and then take out the eye balls again. Wolvie's not getting anywhere near him.

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Actually, not really. Your skeleton only covers some of your organs, and even then, they're just ribs guarding them. Robocop has shot through a guy's eyeball THROUGH a sniper scope, without even looking.

He can easily take two shots, hit each of Wolvie's eyes, watch him stagger in pain, and when he starts to heal, hit him in the intestines a bit, maybe shoot through a rib at the lung, and then take out the eye balls again. Wolvie's not getting anywhere near him.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Okay, okay. We understand you hate the character. But is that any reason to spam up every thread that mentions him?

Too much bashing...a lot of it may be true, but we don't have to make new members feel like crap if they defend Wolverine....there's better ways to handle it.

Amidst the bashing there's actually a regular thread here though, so I won't close this unless it devolves even more.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Actually pain doesn't seem to phase him that much. . . he did after all charge through a hail storm of adamantium bullets to get the guys that destroyed his bike.

So...you don't believe a pair of bullets lodged in Wolvie's eyeballs would slow him down at all?

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Please, i post everywhere, its better than nutswinging posts.

This is exactly what I mean, nothing to say. And you accuse me of "nutswinging" we all know you're the pro around here Mitch, your daddy taught you well.