I would first drug the victim and tie them to the bottom of an empty pool. After the victim awakens, I would make small incisions all over their upper body and proceed to dump a whole bunch of Listerine on their freshly bleeding wounds. After the person screams a lot, I would toss rabid pigeons at them. I would then use tweezers to slowly rip off each and every toe/finger nail and then poke their new wounds with a stick for a while. Then, I would duct-tape the person's eyes open and spray their eyes with air freshener. After that I would exit the pool and take pot-shots at the person with a BB-gun. While this is happening, the pool will be filling up with toxic waste (the kind that kills you slowly). I would then pull up a lawn chair and watch the victims corroding skin melt right off the bone...
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
I would first drug the victim and tie them to the bottom of an empty pool. After the victim awakens, I would make small incisions all over their upper body and proceed to dump a whole bunch of Listerine on their freshly bleeding wounds. After the person screams a lot, I would toss rabid pigeons at them. I would then use tweezers to slowly rip off each and every toe/finger nail and then poke their new wounds with a stick for a while. Then, I would duct-tape the person's eyes open and spray their eyes with air freshener. After that I would exit the pool and take pot-shots at the person with a BB-gun. While this is happening, the pool will be filling up with toxic waste (the kind that kills you slowly). I would then pull up a lawn chair and watch the victims corroding skin melt right off the bone...
i think that qualifies as the most sick, twsted, gruesome thing i have ever heard. i am really torn between thinking that that was a funny joking way to kill someone or if it is too gross to be funny.