Darth Vader vs. Willy Wonka

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Darth Vader vs. Willy Wonka

Alright i´m psychotic bored as hel,and i don´t give a damn about your health so!

Both are creepy, but Vader wins. This is basically Hayden Christensen or David Prowse (The weight lifter) versus Johnny Depp in a queer suit.

Plus stormtroopers can probably take oompa loompas.

I dunno, man. Oompa loompas are distant relatives of jawas. The fruity distant cousins, as we call them.

Wonka owns all, except for TPM Annie and Padme. He'll make Vader do something bad, then drown him in chocalate, or gum up his rebreather with, uh, gum.

Hm. Good point. He'd shoot some pixie sticks in the guy's face and choke him to death. Then prance around and give little songs.

*singing* Oompa, Loompa, . . . . .

Oompa Loompa's vs stormtroopers, while Willy Wonker confuses DArth Vader to death.

Willy Wonker however is not Star Wars so...