Could Batman Actually Happen??

I believe a Batman character could exist,

Read this actual article, This apparently happened

REAL-LIFE BATMAN FIGHTING BAD GUYS IN NEW YORK

Holy nutcase! Man patrols streets in bodysuit, mask -- and a cape!

An obsessed crimefighter is roaming the streets of New York City at night beating up burglars, muggers and drug dealers -- while wearing a costume just like the movie superhero Batman!

"This fellow is a one-man vigilante team," a police insider said. "Last week he broke into a crack house and beat the hell out of a couple of well-known drug dealers.

"We have a dozen witnesses who have seen the fellow in the last two weeks and they all say the same thing: The guy's a bodybuilder, he's dressed up in a black outfit with a cape and wears a mask just like Batman wore in the movies."

The mysterious figure's most highly publicized act of heroism came last week when he broke up an armed robbery at a fast-food restaurant, knocking out two would-be robbers in the process. "When our officers arrived on the scene one of the thieves was unconscious and the other was so groggy that he didn't know where he was," the police source said. "This Batman fellow had worked them over pretty good."

Officials are unsure how to deal with the crimefighter, who has gained a devoted cult following in some New York neighborhoods. "Our problem is that this guy is breaking the law, but if we throw him in jail we'll look like the bad guys," the anonymous policeman said.

"But we can't allow him to go around making his own laws. And the fact that he wears a superhero costume shows that he is probably mentally unstable."

Police psychologists say the real-life Batman fits the profile of an angry crime victim who is fighting back.

"You see this a lot when someone has been victimized. But this guy is obviously obsessed in a twisted, almost frightening kind of way. It appears he truly believes he is Batman."

Witnesses say the Batman is highly skilled in the martial arts and has no trouble overpowering the criminals he attacks. "One couple said they were being mugged when the Batman jumped out from behind a tree, kicked the gun from the mugger's hand, put him into a headlock and rammed him into a tree."

"But in that case, as always, by the time the police got there the Batman was gone."

By GEORGE PIKE

Oh, and by the way guys, here is a homemade lightsaber I made it is a smaller scale version, but it is hot, some 3100 F

I can send video pics if you want

[email protected]

make a normal scale lightsaber 😆 that is freakin awesome...

but anyways, its just a mini blow torch

Originally posted by Lightsaber
I believe a Batman character could exist,

Read this actual article, This apparently happened

REAL-LIFE BATMAN FIGHTING BAD GUYS IN NEW YORK

Holy nutcase! Man patrols streets in bodysuit, mask -- and a cape!

An obsessed crimefighter is roaming the streets of New York City at night beating up burglars, muggers and drug dealers -- while wearing a costume just like the movie superhero Batman!

"This fellow is a one-man vigilante team," a police insider said. "Last week he broke into a crack house and beat the hell out of a couple of well-known drug dealers.

"We have a dozen witnesses who have seen the fellow in the last two weeks and they all say the same thing: The guy's a bodybuilder, he's dressed up in a black outfit with a cape and wears a mask just like Batman wore in the movies."

The mysterious figure's most highly publicized act of heroism came last week when he broke up an armed robbery at a fast-food restaurant, knocking out two would-be robbers in the process. "When our officers arrived on the scene one of the thieves was unconscious and the other was so groggy that he didn't know where he was," the police source said. "This Batman fellow had worked them over pretty good."

Officials are unsure how to deal with the crimefighter, who has gained a devoted cult following in some New York neighborhoods. "Our problem is that this guy is breaking the law, but if we throw him in jail we'll look like the bad guys," the anonymous policeman said.

"But we can't allow him to go around making his own laws. And the fact that he wears a superhero costume shows that he is probably mentally unstable."

Police psychologists say the real-life Batman fits the profile of an angry crime victim who is fighting back.

"You see this a lot when someone has been victimized. But this guy is obviously obsessed in a twisted, almost frightening kind of way. It appears he truly believes he is Batman."

Witnesses say the Batman is highly skilled in the martial arts and has no trouble overpowering the criminals he attacks. "One couple said they were being mugged when the Batman jumped out from behind a tree, kicked the gun from the mugger's hand, put him into a headlock and rammed him into a tree."

"But in that case, as always, by the time the police got there the Batman was gone."

By GEORGE PIKE

Jesus Christ. We already went over this.

THIS ARTICLE IS FROM THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS. IT ISNT REAL.

how did you find out that it wasn't real? just curious, i have heard other stories also

Because someone linked to it a few pages ago, and the page cited the Weekly World News as the source for the article.

If you've ever read the WWN, you can see that they have a distinctive style to their writing. This article has WWN written all over it.

I did hear another story about a man dressed as batman who happened to be a security guard at a costume party, a criminal was escaping and he ran and took him down, wearing the suit.

I also heard of a man in new York who fell to his death off a high building in a batman suit. They said he was trying to thow grapple hooks as he fell. perhaps he was pushed off?

anyway here is another pic of my homemade light device

Jargon 342,

Please don't take the name of the Lord Jesus Christ in vain.

God will not hold you guiltless if you do on judgement day.

Thank you

Here are some guys trying to be batman like heros:
superheroes.members.winisp.net/

Originally posted by Lightsaber
I did hear another story about a man dressed as batman who happened to be a security guard at a costume party, a criminal was escaping and he ran and took him down, wearing the suit.

I also heard of a man in new York who fell to his death off a high building in a batman suit. They said he was trying to thow grapple hooks as he fell. perhaps he was pushed off?

anyway here is another pic of my homemade light device

stop posting pics and telling people about your so called "light saber" my friend has a lighter that looks like that with a green flame, he bought it.

I AM BATMAN!!!!!! or at least i wish i was...in my dreams...anyone here a rich lazy guy that would like to invest in a lil comic book justice....i could assemble a team in no time!! lol

I don't think batman could hapopen. The three most likely superheroes would be Sandman (put people to sleep with sleeping gas that could happen batman should use that) Hourman (come takes a steroid to make himself strong it could happen) and Punisher just a crazy guy with guns. or any of the Minutemen from watchmen. the Comedian could happen goverment agent he could get away with anything

Originally posted by Kieralinn
I'd just like to say...there are real heroes out there right now. All the rescuers in the areas affected by Katrina.....

The guy i am seeing is one of them. He is in New Orleans right now and it is hell on earth down there. I am very proud of him and miss him terribly.

That 2003 artilce about the guy in NY? That's just AWESOME! 🤘

DAMMIT WHERE ARE THE FREAKIN MILLIONAIRES?????? I WANNA BE BATMAN....lets make a KMC squad...common whos with me??? I nominate me, Xmarksthespot, scoobs, and rage....😈

^ do u by any chance happen to have "The Batman Training Manual"

yes, yes I do 😈

no is there really one out?? lol that would be funny.....

It would actually be kind of tricky for Batman to really happen. Despite the fact all his gadgets and stuff exist, and he would be a martial artist as usual, most of the real super villains for him to fight would be tyrants or evil dicators, who usually have entire armies at their disposal.
If the Dark Knight were to fight villains in life, it'd have to be mob bosses or small time crooks, and then he wouldn't be too well known.
Besides, even though he's an amazing martial artist, Batman wouldn't be able to take on the huge amounts of crooks he does in the movies and comics.

......but I can....😏

I can get all his tools....if only the rich guys on KMC will pay.....and I can get trained...i can be part of a squad.....for a bored millionaire......plz? lmao

^ r u psychotically driven by anger like me 😎