Which characters would be Jedi/Sith Lords

Time for another one of my trademark abstract threads. Which fictional characters would be Jedi or Sith lords and why?

Batman: The Dark Jedi Knight--would probably be a lot like Mace Windu and use the vapaad fighting style, which uses anger for strength

Edward Scissorhands: Sith Lord--puts personal feelings above principles

Link: Jedi--Courage, wisdom and power in perfect balance

The Hulk: Sith Lord--Controlled purely by anger

Sephiroth: Sith Lord--A lot like Sidious in that he had no concience

He-Man: Jedi--Because He-Man has a big sword and rocks

Mewtwo: Sith Lord--Would use the Force for indiscriminate destruction

The Joker: Jedi--Think about it, he has no fear. The Joker would be a Jedi because he is not attached to anything. All he ever wants to do is spread joy and good humour. So he couldn't kill people anymore. The Joker is the sort of unpredictable guy who would change his methods for the hell of it. He also has the sort of universal intelligence required to be a Jedi.

Originally posted by DarkAge
Time for another one of my trademark abstract threads. Which fictional characters would be Jedi or Sith lords and why?

Batman: The Dark Jedi Knight--would probably be a lot like Mace Windu and use the vapaad fighting style, which uses anger for strength

Edward Scissorhands: Sith Lord--puts personal feelings above principles

Link: Jedi--Courage, wisdom and power in perfect balance

The Hulk: Sith Lord--Controlled purely by anger

Sephiroth: Sith Lord--A lot like Sidious in that he had no concience

He-Man: Jedi--Because He-Man has a big sword and rocks

Mewtwo: Sith Lord--Would use the Force for indiscriminate destruction

The Joker: Jedi--Think about it, he has no fear. The Joker would be a Jedi because he is not attached to anything. All he ever wants to do is spread joy and good humour. So he couldn't kill people anymore. The Joker is the sort of unpredictable guy who would change his methods for the hell of it. He also has the sort of universal intelligence required to be a Jedi.

He-Man: Jedi--Because He-Man has a big sword and rocks

I have nothing more to say.

Blade- Sith Lord as he is filled with hate and desire for revenge. Would be a lot like Darth Maul.

Becca- Jedi. She seems to be a very caring person and would want to protect innocent people from evil. (I wrote a fanfic based partly on this).

Aelita- Jedi (same).

Bush- Jedi Agricultural UNit (Not smart enough to turn dirt to mud in a rainsstorm)

Gore- random padawan

Kerry- Changes allegiances depending on popular support

Barney the Dinosaur- Jedi (Because he's sickeningly sappy)

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Bush- Jedi Agricultural UNit (Not smart enough to turn dirt to mud in a rainsstorm)

Gore- random padawan

Kerry- Changes allegiances depending on popular support

Barney the Dinosaur- Jedi (Because he's sickeningly sappy)

Damn, I always thought Barney would make a great Sith 😬

Barney: Everyone join the darkside!

Oh I'm making a Darth Barney pic when I get home.... you just wait.

Barney: "Join the Dark Side... We have cookies."

They do, eh? No wonder Anakin was swayed... And Dooku. They are notorious sweettooths. YOda and Mace were just Jedi because they were diabetic.

And Obi-Wan had a major toothache throughout the saga.

Hence why he has such angst in TPM... Maul was enjoying a snickers right after he killed Qui Gon.

And he wouldn't give Obi-Wan any of his stash of aspirin.

I know. Those Sith are bastards.

Well, this is a waste of my brain cells... 😖

The Sith also believe in birth-control, unlike the Jedi, whose emotions are so built up that they turn to the Dark Side for some casual sex.

'Trying desperately to get back on-topic':

Sabriel- Jedi. Look at her qualifications. She has supernatural abilities that she uses to help others and she's good with a sword.

Gabby (Birds of Prey)- Jedi. She seems pretty smart and calm. Not the type to give in to anger etc.

Jen De Luca (Tru Calling)- Jedi (same as Gabby).

Amy (Tru Calling)- Jedi (same)

Hexxus: Sith. He's the Spirit of Destruction. What more do you need?

This is a great idea and I'm sorry no-one's taking it seriously.

it is a very easy concept to make fun of and what would I be Sith or Jedi?just anyone give m ean opinion!!!

Dante- jedi like qui gon he is good but uses dark powers and very defiant

sonic- jedi

shadow-sith

harry potter - jedi

vegeta sith

brolly sith

goku jedi

Captain Nemo-Sith, desires only revenge, eventually consumed by it.

Inigo Montoya-Sith, same
Inigo: Do you have six fingers on your left hand?
Jedi: Yes, but that is because I am an alien who happens to have six fingered hands.
Inigo: I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

Inigo: Offer me riches.
Jedi: Yes.
Inigo: Offer me power.
Jedi: YES!
Inigo: Offer me anything I want.
Jedi: YES! Anything!
(Guts the Jedi)
Inigo: I want my father back you son of a b*tch.

Oh yeah, he'd make an excellent Dread Sith Roberts.