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Why are you driving in reverse? 😐

Originally posted by Barker
"SO IT'S CHRISTMAS AND MY FAMILY IS PLAYING 'SCATTERGORIES' AND EVERYONE IS DRUNK, ESPECIALLY MY STEP-UNCLE RICK. HE'S JUST RAVING DRUNK. IT'S CRAZY. SOMEONE ROLLS THE LETTER 'F' AND WE ALL SPEND 2 MINUTES TRYING TO FILL OUT THE BLANKS. THE TIMER DINGS AND WE GO AROUND TELLING EACH OTHER OUR ANSWERS.

THE FIRST CATEGORY IS 'VEGETABLE'. WE ALL GO AROUND AND WE GET TO DRUNK STEP-UNCLE RICK WHO LOOKS AT US ALL SMUGLY, DIGS UP THIS WIDE GRIN, AND THEN SAYS [b]"****ING CARROTS!! BAHABDIUAGHF(*PA#HIOH BHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" AND LAUGHS LIKE A GODDAMNED DEMON KING FOR NEARLY A FULL MINUTE. ONCE HE'S SETTLED DOWN WE MOVE ON. THE NEXT CATEGORY IS 'THINGS YOU FIND ON THE BEACH' OR SOMETHING, AND WHEN WE GET TO RICK AGAIN WE ARE GIVEN THIS CONSPIRATORIAL WINK AND NOD, AND THEN HE SCREAMS OUT "****ING TOWELS, MAN!!! BBAHAHAHAHHAHA UAHDIUAHIUHAIUH AHAHAHAHAHA" AND AGAIN WE ARE UNNERVED BY HIS CRAZED LUNATIC LAUGHTER.

THIS GOES ON FOR SEVERAL ROUNDS! IT GETS TIRED REALLY QUICKLY! FINALLY, AROUND ROUND 7 OR 8 WE GET TO THE CATEGORY 'OCCUPATION'. WE GO AROUND AND GIVE EACH OTHER LOOKS OF DREAD AS DRUNK RICK'S TURN APPROACHES. FINALLY IT'S HIS TURN. WE BRACE OURSELVES FOR THE INEVITABLE '****ING DOCTOR, MAN!!' OR '****ING BUS DRIVER SHIT YEAH!!'. THE TENSION IS TERRIFIC. DRUNK STEP-UNCLE RICK CLEARS HIS THROAT, SHOOTS US A MANIACLE LOOK, AND THEN SAYS QUIETLY AND CALMY 'forensic scientist' AND THEN GIVES A CALM NOD TO THE PERSON ON HIS LEFT.

HE THEN GETS UP, WALKS INTO THE KITCHEN, AND FALLS DOWN ALL THE STAIRS INTO THE BASEMENT AND PASSES OUT."

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Originally posted by Barker

Why are you driving in reverse? 😐

danceforme

Originally posted by Thorinn
It's called drifting! mhm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
danceforme

Originally posted by Thorinn
It's called drifting! mhm

did you know the idea of drifting was started by a motarbike racer?

Originally posted by Thorinn
It's called drifting! mhm

1 Baka-Burger with cheese, please.

Originally posted by BakaXero
Did you say Touge?

did you know the idea of drifting was started by a motarbike racer?

Originally posted by calvs
1 Baka-Burger with cheese, please.

1 Barka-Burger with cheese then hmh

And a BJ?

Originally posted by Barker
Since when have they had Cars in Australia? 😱

Get that shit out of here. I'm running a Grade A Establishment here. hmh

No. But bringing it up proves you want it. 😐

Originally posted by calvs
I thought it is driving w/ tredless wheels 😬

1 Baka-Burger with cheese, please.

Originally posted by BakaXero
Did you say Touge?

did you know the idea of drifting was started by a motarbike racer?

But I would like to see that motor bike drifting thing.

Originally posted by Barker
Are you a drifter? ermm

~ermwhateversmilieyouhaventoperatedonyet~

I wouldn't know where to begin.

Originally posted by Barker
No. But bringing it up proves you want it. 😐

Whoever smelt it delt it.

Or something like that.

*drifts*

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
*drifts*

Guess the movie for a BJ.

Originally posted by Barker
"Oh look, a drifter! Lets kill him!"

Guess the movie for a BJ.

Fast and Furious 3?

That was a complete guesstimation.

Originally posted by H. S. 6
Fast and Furious 3?

That was a complete guesstimation.