Barkdonald's

Started by Thorinn447 pages
Originally posted by taft
Party in Barkers thread while he's gone. kicking
Originally posted by BakaXero
*kicks barker for the hell of it*

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I used my brain today 😱

but it hurt so I stopped 😐

Originally posted by Barker
*Huge fake Yawn*

I think I'll sleep... and not go to Porn sites. 😐

Originally posted by taft
How randon.

Originally posted by Barker

Hairy too. 😐

Originally posted by ~Mitsurugi~
[b]WARNING DO NOT ATTEPT THIS AT HOME

w00t [/B]

Originally posted by shinobirikku
can u make me a itachi one and a naruto on in kyuni mode and a sesshmarou one

Re: Re: Awesome

Originally posted by TOH
Yeah, tell us the magic recipe velho
Originally posted by Barker
A Combination of Sweat, Tears, Photoshop, Porn, and Mountain Dew. 😊
Originally posted by Lana
And dropping a toaster in a bathtub.
Originally posted by Thorinn
I just came. 13

Originally posted by Menetnashté
ok howzabout this one this may take awhile
Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo

Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)

Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
You ain't gotta hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

We don't care bout the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk

(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk)

Originally posted by Menetnashté
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Fixed.

Originally posted by Barker

.yobyehg a si rekraB

Bloi job.

Re: Re: Re: Awesome

Originally posted by Barker

old haermm

.ohyeh

salute