I can already see how their relationship began.
NIGHT CLUB
Thorinn comes up to hairy guy.
"Hey dud, I bet that I have more pubic hair then you"
Hairy Guy : "Wha?! No way dud, thats like... Not frikkin possible"
"Wanna count, bud?" - Thorinn
"Umm, noo, thatz lik Gross" - Hairy Guy
Thorinn "Oh... Fine, be a peanut in a shell"
Hairy GUy- "Wanna count mines"
Thorinn - "OMG!! TOTALLAA!!"