What does the buttons on Vader's chest do?

damn, mine turned out to be a waste of time and misery, mine was based around the idea of the Buzz Lightyear action figure, apart from it was darth vader...

But it failed

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Button 1: Random Vadar Voices:hmmm, the force is true in this one.
Button 2😛op out lightsaber for swoosh swish action.
Button 3:Unlocks the door to his Tie Fighter advanced

Why has this lame ass thread gone on as long as it has?

I don't know, but I hope it lasts. 😈

The Empire Needs You

It's an immensely complex SW-style Bop-It, implanted into his chest to give him something to do.

lol thats hilarious

Thanks, man.

Originally posted by Darth Somebody
Vader's a Journey fan, NOT a Snoop Dog fan.

Both are white and think they're black.

😐 Darn it where are those crickets!

They shock him every time he does GOOD instead of EVIL! 😈

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
You love me dont you? Thats why you keep coming on to my thread. Your an idiot.

Bite your tongue or I'll pull it out. 😄

its his auto matic coffe macine and its for his vibrating happy hour when hes thinking of padme its tunres his robotic pee pee on

button 1: Flush
button 2: Shower
button 3: Air fragrance
button 4: capuccino

I think I might be the only person with an ansew for this. LMAO!

Anyways, the chest plate (as said by the STAR WARS INSIDER issue 81, the only issue I own.) is Vader's life systems computer. The silver bands that branket both sides of the box are life functions sensor arrays that constantly monitor Vader's health.
THe "coin slots" lining the left-hand side use color-coded lights to display the status of pulmonary systems, respiratory systems, and neural systems.
The colored squares to the right of the slots are the command override switch, the auto/manual switch, and the system reset switch. Underneath these is a row of four programming touchplates.
also on those belt boxes are a temperture regulation system and a respitory sensor matrix. The electromagnetic belt buckle itself contains an audio enhancement unit, since Vader's lungs are bascially non-existant.

Now, I know someone said something about why Luke didn't just press all the buttons to kill Vader. Well, the buttons actually don't work with a simple touch. The control activator is housed on one of those "garage door openers" - only when this button is touched will the chest plate controls work.

But then again, it could just be a Sith Lord Smoothis maker...
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They control the power doors to his tie fighter.

I got a pic for this... Wait til I get home...

Lol, how much are the ivaders selling at and do you think i could perhaps uprgrade my package and get a curved hilt on my saber?

RE: What do the buttons on Vaders chest do?

Switch no.1 Make him die an agonizing death by fire

Switch no.2 Make him die an agonizing death by subjecting him to Vanilla Ice

Switch no.3 Make him die an agonizing death by subjecting him to the best of Michael Bolton.

I think Vader likes Goth or Acid. Oh well hope he dies soon.