Are you Plastic?

Started by Rogue Jedi2 pages

Are you Plastic?

how plastic are you?

polyester girl

What do u mean?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
how plastic are you?
7 % 😕

i am not very plastic. i think on some level we all are.

15%, according to my jeans.

I honestly dont get it😕

😐

All I want you to say is nothing at all
And all I want you to do is stare at the wall
I love your plastic hair and your plastic eyes
Marvel at your plastic breats and your plastic thighs
CHORUS:
My Polyester Girl
(So Shiny)
Polyester Girl
(So Shiny)
Polyester Girl
(So Shiny)
Polyester Girl
(So Shiny)
You're the perfect guy's accessory
Dangling from my arm for all the pretty people to see
Poised with sassy pout and perky cleave
Get for backstage and entertainment award ceremonies
CHORUS
Took you for a ride up in an aeroplane
But your body burst and left and ugly stain
Had to take your pieces back to the factory
It took them several weeks to get you back to me
CHORUS
She's my Polyester Girl
Shiniest in all the world

Originally posted by BakaXero
All I want you to say is nothing at all
And all I want you to do is stare at the wall
I love your plastic hair and your plastic eyes
Marvel at your plastic breats and your plastic thighs
CHORUS:
My Polyester Girl
(So Shiny)
Polyester Girl
(So Shiny)
Polyester Girl
(So Shiny)
Polyester Girl
(So Shiny)
You're the perfect guy's accessory
Dangling from my arm for all the pretty people to see
Poised with sassy pout and perky cleave
Get for backstage and entertainment award ceremonies
CHORUS
Took you for a ride up in an aeroplane
But your body burst and left and ugly stain
Had to take your pieces back to the factory
It took them several weeks to get you back to me
CHORUS
She's my Polyester Girl
Shiniest in all the world
scissors

Originally posted by BakaXero
All I want you to say is nothing at all
And all I want you to do is stare at the wall
I love your plastic hair and your plastic eyes
Marvel at your plastic breats and your plastic thighs
CHORUS:
My Polyester Girl
(So Shiny)
Polyester Girl
(So Shiny)
Polyester Girl
(So Shiny)
Polyester Girl
(So Shiny)
You're the perfect guy's accessory
Dangling from my arm for all the pretty people to see
Poised with sassy pout and perky cleave
Get for backstage and entertainment award ceremonies
CHORUS
Took you for a ride up in an aeroplane
But your body burst and left and ugly stain
Had to take your pieces back to the factory
It took them several weeks to get you back to me
CHORUS
She's my Polyester Girl
Shiniest in all the world

My polyester girl serenade

right....😐

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
how plastic are you?

On a scale of 1 to 10....... 56

Cellophane whistling

*Mean Girls Flashback*

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken
D'you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken.
Jump in...
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world,
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly.
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.
You can touch, you can play, if you say: «I'm always yours»
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah, Ah, Ah, yea.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
uu-oooh.. uu-oooh..
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah, Ah, Ah, yea.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
uu-oooh.. uu-oooh..
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please,
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees.

Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party.
You can touch, you can play, if you say: «I'm always yours»
You can touch, you can play, if you say: «I'm always yours»
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
Ah, Ah, Ah, yea.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
uu-oooh.. uu-oooh..
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah, Ah, Ah, yea.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
uu-oooh.. uu-oooh..
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah, Ah, Ah, yea.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
uu-oooh.. uu-oooh..
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah, Ah, Ah, yea.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
uu-oooh.. uu-oooh..
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we've just getting started.
Oh, I love you Ken.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
how plastic are you?

very

12.873%

completely

Noooo, not the barbie song bawling