Oompa Loompa Cult!

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a KMC clut for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a mainstream belief
A pain in the neck and a whole lot of grief
Why don't you try simply joining a cult?
Or could you just think and consult?

You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no problems with us

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you are orange you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a KMC clut for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a mainstream belief
A pain in the neck and a whole lot of grief
Why don't you try simply joining a cult?
Or could you just think and consult?

You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no problems with us

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you are orange you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do

Death to the Oompa Loompa race!

Where do I sign up?droolio

i know a really tanned midget...erm...little person who looks exactly like that, cept' w/o the green hair. but still. weird.

I'm in.

evillaugh

Originally posted by §P0oONY
evillaugh

Ok.... sign here *points to sheet of paper*

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Ok.... sign here *points to sheet of paper*

*takes the pen from Maynard and signs the paper.*

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
erm.....*signs paper* am i in am i in

Yup... I suppose..... Hmmm under species... you put human... I'm sorry It's the slave quarters for you.... Enjoy your stay..

*cuts arms and signs in blood*droolio

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Yup... I suppose..... Hmmm under species... you put human... I'm sorry It's the slave quarters for you.... Enjoy your stay..

Originally posted by Zatch
*takes the pen from Maynard and signs the paper.*

Welcome aboard fellow Oompa looma have an Opomaly Loompaly day!

Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
*cuts arms and signs in blood*droolio

Nice.... you are so gaining the rank of Higher Loompa..

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Nice.... you are so gaining the rank of Higher Loompa..

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Nice.... you are so gaining the rank of Higher Loompa..

Im sooo getting special discounts on Sundaysdroolio

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
but....why am i a slave and i was the first to sign up ???????

Sorry Oompa slave.... you are not permitted to talk to me... *dips slave in boiling oil*

Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Im sooo getting special discounts on Sundaysdroolio

And the 2nd thursday of the Oomonth

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Sorry Oompa slave.... you are not permitted to talk to me... *dips slave in boiling oil*

And the 2nd thursday of the Oomonth