Talk like a Gangsta

Daaaaaamn, son! I be missin' out on this sheeat, man. Why you be messin' 'round and not be tellin' a brother about dis here shizznat, foo? Damn, bro, I thought we was tight?

Translation: Dude, you made a thread and didn't tell me? I thought we were cool. WTF?

Originally posted by Fianna
I have a sudden urge to headbut the computer screen 😐

Yo My nigga? How you been Doin? Good good Its all up in this houze right here ! yeah dig?

Originally posted by Naib
LMAO!!!

Man, a proper ass gangsta wouldn't bust out with that wack ass shit. If you wanna holla in my pad then you besta holla correct youngin'.

Snoop- Fo shizzle ,my Nizzlepimp.Its time to be pimp! Just askin, is u whiggas?

"Time to be pimp"? I don't think even gangstas have such atrocious grammar.

..............yo.

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
"Time to be pimp"? I don't think even gangstas have such atrocious grammar.

Its kitty again!(sorry that wasnt gangsta!) My bad!oops I've been G'd up!pimp

No1 tawks sheet lik daSlimDawg!! EY! All youz peoplez oot der, u gunna get shanked blud!
Youz betta wach oot, m cummin 4 ya!!!

Phatcrabs

YEA DATZ GANGSTA BLUD! OOOOOOOOOH. AYOMIDE YAMAH M CUMMIN 2 SHANK U! M GONNA GET U IN DA NITE BLUD!

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Safe bruv innit

NW1 4 life mate

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

hey yo,

YES, time to bring back the old days! 😄

*coughs*

Eyo, wutz up tis iz Jacope. Hit me up iight, one. All that hate on me, I kick their asses. All day, *****. All day. 😎

All day, er day I put on for ma city.

Or as a friend once said on here
"I be makin dem mad stax on da streets sellin dat angel dust yo"