Batman Vs. Rambo Vs. Punisher

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Batman Vs. Rambo Vs. Punisher

Fight takes place on an artificial island in the middle of the Pacific. The island is a perfect circle in shape, and has a land area of 60 square miles which is divided evenly into 3 regions:

1) Jungle Area similar to Vietnam
2) Desert Area similar to Afghanistan
3) Large Modern City that is always in a state of darkness (similar to Gotham City at midnight). City is densely populated with 6 million people.

Each region is 20 square miles in size and borders the others (think of a pie chart divided in thirds for an idea). At the center of the island, where all 3 regional borderlines converge, is an armory stocked with every martial arts and conventional weapon imaginable, as well as a stockpile of Batman's arsenal.

All three combatants begin the battle in a paddle boat on the coast of the island and arrive at the same time in different regions:

Punisher: Jungle, armed with his usual arsenal (M-60, Colts, Sniper Rifle, Various Grenades, etc).
Batman: City, armed with his usual night patrol implements.
Rambo*: Desert, armed with a modified M-60 w/grenade launcher, his cross bow with multiple arrow head types, bowie knife, and frag grenades.

[* - Rambo is not allowed use of the Power Montage for this battle to make things even].

This is a match to the death.

No 'prep' before arriving on the island, but once they arrive they can set traps and use their surroundings for maximum effect, or they can make a B line for the armory. They can also move into the other regions at will and set traps there.

Basically, free range combat on the island. No vehicles allowed.

Who wins?

Discuss.

What is power Montage?

What are Rambo's powers anyway?

...Batman wins, I don't even have to read those specifications. He wins.

Hey nofate, the rules say no prep time.

Darn. That's a tough one. Really. I'll have to give this one some thought.

See the problem is that you went and took out the power montage for Rambo. If he had that, then he EASILY stomps the other two.

The power montage is Godly.

How good is the power montage? Could he take the silver surfer with it?

Probably. Given he had a REALLY long power montage. Like...weeks worth of a power montage would definitely give him a victory over Silver Surfer.

Just like Rocky could defeat any being given enough time for his Power Montage.

Probably. Given he had a REALLY long power montage. Like...weeks worth of a power montage would definitely give him a victory over Silver Surfer.

Damn long movie...

But it would be the greatest movie ever.

Ever.

Would it be fair to describe Rambo's power montage to be something akin to Scartlet witch's hex powers?

Originally posted by Richrf
What is power Montage?

What are Rambo's powers anyway?

The Power Montage is an omniversal force that channels time, space, reality, spirit, and various cut scenes into an unstoppable aura of extradimensional energy of supreme intensity. It can bend creation itself to it's whims. With the Power Montage you can gain a millenia of experience, training, and superpowers in a span of moments in the actual space/time continuum.

Only certain people in every generation are born with the genetic makeup necessary to harness this power.

Rambo is a Prime Avatar of the Power Montage, only rivalled in his abilities by Dutch and Casey Rybeck, and surpassed by the Supreme user of the Power Montage, Rocky Balboa, who is the gate keeper to the Green Room, a nexus of realities and multiverses.

The Power Montage is absolute.

But, it's also a non factor in this fight.

Too bad. Cuz if Rocky was in this fight with a power montage, even without any weapons, he would stomp all three of them.

He just doesn't go down! "He is like hitting a piece of iron!"

Rambo obviously

batman

batman also uses montages. havent you seen batman forever where they strap on all that,.........stuff and overwhelm riddler and two-face