A soldier was last in line for a military exersize, no live rounds. He was assigned to the blue team. However, the stock of replicate guns was low, and the recruit was left without a gun. Disappointed, he asked his commanding officer what to do.
The officer shrugged. "Oh, it's okay son. Here, take this broom. All you do is point it at the Red team members and scream 'Bangity-bang-bang.'"
The recruit took the broom. "What about the bayonet, sir?"
The sergeant ripped several straws out of the broom and taped them on. "All you do is poke it at someone and yell 'Stabbity-stab-stab'."
So the recruit goes onto the exersize field, where the reds were winning. A red comes out toward him, and the recruit points his broom. "Bangity-bang-bang!" The opponent goes down. Another charges him. "Stabbity-stab-stab!" He also goes down.
Several minutes later, after a loud string of "Bangity-bang-bang"'s and "Stabbity-stab-stabs", a lone red soldier starts walking slowly.
"Bangity-bang-bang!" the soldier stays up, charged the broom boy, and threw him to the ground with a mighty judo slam, leaving the broom weilder winded. Smirking, the red tells him: "Tankety-tank-tank."