Patagonia Lake

I live near this lake and lately they have been finding dead people like each week. I think in total theyve already found like five people but still its a lot. Im just concerned for my own safety because theres a lot of wackos out there. Anyways feel free to discuss

So it's near The Black Gates, I take it?

😂 no , the black gates is from lotr's 😛

Well, I went to the website, and it doesn't say anything about dead people floating all over the place.

You don't think people are taking those speedy paddleboats out and dumping the bodies?

I have no clue whats happening. officers are just finding dead people floating but dont know what has been happening. the last body they found was all covered in black clothing and some animals have already like bitten some stuff out of him *gross*

Well, I just spent 20 minutes looking for an image of the bodies floating from War of the Worlds so I could say it was off the patagonia lake website, but no such luck.

yeah I guess there keeping this low key I guess

could you provide more details?

who were the victims? women? children? mobsters?

I think he's looking for personal security guards.

2guns

Am I hired?

Im not joking people this is for reals. there has been one child, a women, and three men

another boy died recently and he was only fourteen years old. I swear that lake is curse 😖

oh yeah this is death number three