Alpha Centauri
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I'd go back and say, in all honesty:
"Go to KMC forums, become a mod, wait....scrap that. CREATE KMC forums, become admin, wait for *List of usernames* to sign up, then f*cking ban their faces off."
Or..."Don't drink coffee ever unless you want to entertain anyone. It's not that you act like an ass on it, it's just that you act friendly. We don't have ideological differences, but we're just not a friendly person to most people. So uh...yeah, steer clear of coffee. Too late for me....early for you. I'm not even here."
Then I'd run over and totally sex the hell out of this one chick I liked who was too old for me. Then laugh coz I said "sex".
Future AC: Dude!
Past AC: M-me?
Future AC: Yeah you. I'm you, but from like, totally the future.
Past AC: What? Why are you talking like that?
Future AC: It's fangirl, you won't experience it for a while. So savour the time you have. Anyway, so uh...how you doing? You like that girl?
Past AC: Yeah but like...I'm shy.
Future AC: Just go ask her out.
Past AC: No man, get the **** away from me.
Future AC: Ask her out.
Past AC: NO!
Future AC: I have two words for you....CAHHHME AHHHHN!
And then I'd probably be called back here to the present because I was wasting time.
-AC