Alright guys the stupidest things a Jedi/Sith could do......
MAK
MAKASHIMAN"Nerd maker funner of-er"
1. juggle lightsabers
2. spit at Dooku
3. tell Sidious that you know a really good dentist
4. steal Yoda's cane and hold it above him
5. moon the senate
6. try to get freaky with Padme in front of Anakin
7. get in a fight with an Ewok
LM
Lord MatreidThe Expendable Jedi
Stupid things that are not funny and would never, ever happen... 😐
HV
Human VaderRestricted
8. Make a thread like this.
MAK
MAKASHIMAN"Nerd maker funner of-er"
9. Liten to a guy like vader
HV
Human VaderRestricted
10. Pretend "liten" is a word.
ILL
IllustriousSans Pareil
4. steal Yoda's cane and hold it above him
That's the only have decent one in the entire list, if only to see the green man's reaction, probably something like seeing him fight Artoo on Dagobah.
DAR
Darth_JanusPlo Koon Rulez!
That was a good fight. I call a rematch...
ILL
IllustriousSans Pareil
Artoo would so totally win. Artoo is unbeatable. He/it is invincible.
DAR
Darth_JanusPlo Koon Rulez!
Yeah. Imagine if Anakin retooled Artoo... he'd be the Chosen One's R2 Death droid... totally pwn Yoda.
ILL
IllustriousSans Pareil
Artoo has saved the protagonists' arses so many times, he may as well change his name to Lifeline.
DAR
Darth_JanusPlo Koon Rulez!
Originally posted by Illustrious Artoo has saved the protagonists' arses so many times, he may as well change his name to Lifeline.
lmfao...
Yeah, he's obviously more capable than any one character in the series.
ILL
IllustriousSans Pareil
You'd think Artoo and Yoda would recognize each other on Dagobah, but all bets are off when it comes to lamps.
DAR
Darth_JanusPlo Koon Rulez!
Lamps will break a household apart.
ILL
IllustriousSans Pareil
Artoo must have been made by Jawas, it's the only explanation for his godliness.
When Artoo pushed C3P0 over in the droid factory, it had to have been the coolest moment in the movie saga.
DAR
Darth_JanusPlo Koon Rulez!
Yeah, it was passive aggressive action from the small (read: jawa like) Artoo against the tall (read: humanoid) 3PO.
ILL
IllustriousSans Pareil
C3P0 is just an idiot. Apparently young Anakin forgot to include an artificial brain, unlike Artoo there, he's just a delinquent droid.
DAR
Darth_JanusPlo Koon Rulez!
Well Artoo is like a technological genius who is combat ready and just friggin' cool. C3PO is like a queer metal butler with no hidden powers.
ILL
IllustriousSans Pareil
Butler would imply he could at least be of service.
I suppose C3P0 could be half decent cannon fodder.
DAR
Darth_JanusPlo Koon Rulez!
Not even. When did he ever take a blaster bolt for his team, eh?