Stupidest things for a Jedi/Sith to do....

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Stupidest things for a Jedi/Sith to do....

Alright guys the stupidest things a Jedi/Sith could do......

1. juggle lightsabers

2. spit at Dooku

3. tell Sidious that you know a really good dentist

4. steal Yoda's cane and hold it above him

5. moon the senate

6. try to get freaky with Padme in front of Anakin

7. get in a fight with an Ewok

Stupid things that are not funny and would never, ever happen... 😐

8. Make a thread like this.

9. Liten to a guy like vader

10. Pretend "liten" is a word.

4. steal Yoda's cane and hold it above him

That's the only have decent one in the entire list, if only to see the green man's reaction, probably something like seeing him fight Artoo on Dagobah.

That was a good fight. I call a rematch...

Artoo would so totally win. Artoo is unbeatable. He/it is invincible.

Yeah. Imagine if Anakin retooled Artoo... he'd be the Chosen One's R2 Death droid... totally pwn Yoda.

Artoo has saved the protagonists' arses so many times, he may as well change his name to Lifeline.

Originally posted by Illustrious
Artoo has saved the protagonists' arses so many times, he may as well change his name to Lifeline.

lmfao...

Yeah, he's obviously more capable than any one character in the series.

You'd think Artoo and Yoda would recognize each other on Dagobah, but all bets are off when it comes to lamps.

Lamps will break a household apart.

Artoo must have been made by Jawas, it's the only explanation for his godliness.

When Artoo pushed C3P0 over in the droid factory, it had to have been the coolest moment in the movie saga.

Yeah, it was passive aggressive action from the small (read: jawa like) Artoo against the tall (read: humanoid) 3PO.

C3P0 is just an idiot. Apparently young Anakin forgot to include an artificial brain, unlike Artoo there, he's just a delinquent droid.

Well Artoo is like a technological genius who is combat ready and just friggin' cool. C3PO is like a queer metal butler with no hidden powers.

Butler would imply he could at least be of service.

I suppose C3P0 could be half decent cannon fodder.

Not even. When did he ever take a blaster bolt for his team, eh?