Question: Who Do You Love When You're Not Loving Your Hand?

Somebody special? Man's best friend? Woman's erotic love machine?

Who do you love in a non-plutonic manner? I'm talking 'bout the love-sex thing that goes bumpity-bump-bump...

Me? Oh, shux! I'm too shy! Oh, Ok...When I'm not huggin' up me pillow, I be huggin' up ma girly...We be a year together on Sunday (The Lord's Day) and I gotta choose between chillin' wid her, going to da water park with some friends or going surfing...I'm thinkin' of taking her to a nice restaurant tomorrow, leavin' me free to chill wid da doGGs on Sunday...Perhaps a recipe for disaster, but as I say..."Always push the limits, 'cos if ya never fail, ya never succeed!". One Love!

Oh, another thing I say is:

"Make sure that the fortune you seek, is the fortune you need..."

Never a truer word, my friend...Never a truer word...

And you?

Your mother. Now go home, dirty sock. 😐

😂 Mist, awesome eyes

Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Your mother. Now go home, dirty sock. 😐

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Originally posted by Syren
😂 Mist, awesome eyes

awesome sig! ✅ ✅

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Somebody special? Man's best friend? Woman's erotic love machine?

Who do you love in a non-plutonic manner? I'm talking 'bout the love-sex thing that goes bumpity-bump-bump...

Me? Oh, shux! I'm too shy! Oh, Ok...When I'm not huggin' up me pillow, I be huggin' up ma girly...We be a year together on Sunday (The Lord's Day) and I gotta choose between chillin' wid her, going to da water park with some friends or going surfing...I'm thinkin' of taking her to a nice restaurant tomorrow, leavin' me free to chill wid da doGGs on Sunday...Perhaps a recipe for disaster, but as I say..."Always push the limits, 'cos if ya never fail, ya never succeed!". One Love!

Oh, another thing I say is:

"Make sure that the fortune you seek, is the fortune you need..."

Never a truer word, my friend...Never a truer word...

And you?

your weird 😐 getout1

Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Your mother. Now go home, dirty sock. 😐

I guess you've been loving my mum, cos you never had one of your own...Poor thing!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
your weird

My weird what?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
My weird what?

your weird ass self!

now do as I say and getout1

😆 She meant 'you're', you pedantic person, you nono

Originally posted by Syren
😆 She meant 'you're', you pedantic person, you nono

😂

Btw, love the sig 😍

'ass-self'?!? Our rear-ends are now considered seperate entities? Or maybe you need to go to the 'School For Kids Who Can't Spell Good And Do Other Stuff To' - They're enrolling now! Don't delay! EDUCATION IS PRECIOUS!

I wouldn't want to go to the same place as you now would I... 😐

and why are you still here?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I guess you've been loving my mum, cos you never had one of your own...Poor thing!

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
'ass-self'?!? Our rear-ends are now considered seperate entities? Or maybe you need to go to the 'School For Kids Who Can't Spell Good And Do Other Stuff To' - They're enrolling now! Don't delay! EDUCATION IS PRECIOUS!

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
wow...good one 🙄 why do you take the literal meanings of things and turn them into insults?

When in the company of idiots, keep things simple. Miss Humsy's typical retort is "No, you are!"...how old is she? 11? 12? 12 and a half?

Now, please...let us discuss...Yes, yes, yes...What do you love up?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
When in the company of idiots, keep things simple. Miss Humsy's typical retort is "No, you are!"...how old is she? 11? 12? 12 and a half?

Now, please...let us discuss...Yes, yes, yes...What do you love up?

but you cant be twelve and be on this site...so that insult was an insult to you...making yourself look like a jackass in the end 😬 tisk tisk...i thought you had more in ya

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
but you cant be twelve and be on this site...so that insult was an insult to you...making yourself look like a jackass in the end 😬 tisk tisk...i thought you had more in ya

Oh, no! You've got me! Oh, I feel like a fool! A god-damn fool! You and your quick, incisive wit have dissected my monstrous gaffe! What to do...What to do...

Wait a minute...Are you being sardonic after that literal quip? Aha! Role-reversal! Genius! Mock the guy who mocked the fool by being literal...I give you too much credit...

Hello. How do you do?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Oh, no! You've got me! Oh, I feel like a fool! A god-damn fool! You and your quick, incisive wit have dissected my monstrous gaffe! What to do...What to do...

Wait a minute...Are you being sardonic after that literal quip? Aha! Role-reversal! Genius! Mock the guy who mocked the fool by being literal...I give you too much credit...

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
'ass-self'?!? Our rear-ends are now considered seperate entities? Or maybe you need to go to the 'School For Kids Who Can't Spell Good And Do Other Stuff To' - They're enrolling now! Don't delay! EDUCATION IS PRECIOUS!

Did your father sexually abuse you?

The new guy is actually pretty funny. I mean, he's got some entertainment value, I'll tell you that.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Somebody special? Man's best friend? Woman's erotic love machine?

Who do you love in a non-plutonic manner? I'm talking 'bout the love-sex thing that goes bumpity-bump-bump...

Me? Oh, shux! I'm too shy! Oh, Ok...When I'm not huggin' up me pillow, I be huggin' up ma girly...We be a year together on Sunday (The Lord's Day) and I gotta choose between chillin' wid her, going to da water park with some friends or going surfing...I'm thinkin' of taking her to a nice restaurant tomorrow, leavin' me free to chill wid da doGGs on Sunday...Perhaps a recipe for disaster, but as I say..."Always push the limits, 'cos if ya never fail, ya never succeed!". One Love!

Oh, another thing I say is:

"Make sure that the fortune you seek, is the fortune you need..."

Never a truer word, my friend...Never a truer word...

And you?

Uh my boyfriend acouse.JM 😍