I'm the perfect human specimen, anything that surpasses my level of physical and mental perfection is either a God or something that should not be. I'm thoughtful, hell I even put the toilet seat down when I'm finished peeing, I also cover my mouth if I sneeze, and I never fart in public, if I do however have to expel gasses I do my utmost to provide the people around me with a pleasant smelling fart that closely resembles the fragrance "Aqua De Gio, by Georgio Armani." I can act sing and dace, and am capable of sweeping any member of the opposite sex off their feet, so look out. Oh and there's just one more thing.....
I'm full of it! 😉
Originally posted by Kostaand I'm Goddess purplequeen1
I'm the perfect human specimen, anything that surpasses my level of physical and mental perfection is either a God or something that should not be. I'm thoughtful, hell I even put the toilet seat down when I'm finished peeing, I also cover my mouth if I sneeze, and I never fart in public, if I do however have to expel gasses I do my utmost to provide the people around me with a pleasant smelling fart that closely resembles the fragrance "Aqua De Gio, by Georgio Armani." I can act sing and dace, and am capable of sweeping any member of the opposite sex off their feet, so look out. Oh and there's just one more thing.....I'm full of it! 😉
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