"Biography i am Swine S. Slops. I live in slopsville UK. i have had a very rough time growing up. my mom wouldn't give me enough slops when i was a baby. she constantly would sit on my face farting to give me air. one time she made me count 10'000'000 grains of sand so i immidiatly grew attached to counting sand. it is now my full time job. "
Your a damn sock, arent you?