Ya Krunk'd Floo's Dazzlingly Delicious Discursives... · Poetry Corner

Fëanor Senior Member

but is it really important? the size, i mean.

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.

I have no opinion on penises other than my own. Ask Syren...

Fëanor Senior Member

i did and she burst out laughing. i thought it was cause i had a booger hangin' out my nose.

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.

Well, they say one of the best ways to turn a woman on is to make her laugh...

I favor a different way, which is to have a ridiculously large penis.

Bardock42 Junior Member

You are entertaining, continue....

Fëanor Senior Member

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Well, they say one of the best ways to turn a woman on is to make her laugh...
I favor a different way, which is to have a ridiculously large penis.

exactly my thoughts...but i'd rather have a woman's vagina staring me in the face than a ridiculously large penis. to each his own, eh?

Syren dreaming

I like guys to have wicked senses of humour and also be well endowed ✅

Fëanor Senior Member

Originally posted by Syren
I like guys to have wicked senses of humour and also be well endowed ✅

welp...one out of two ain't bad.

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.

Originally posted by Syren
I like guys to have wicked senses of humour and also be well endowed ✅

I live the dream.

Syren dreaming

🙄

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I live the dream.

Aww, if you were fairly good looking as well you'd be quite a match..oh well..can't have everything.

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Aww, if you were fairly good looking as well you'd be quite a match..oh well..can't have everything.

You're right. I'm not fairly good-looking, I'm ridiculously good-looking!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA-WAAAHAHAHAHHAHA!

See what I did there? WAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

debbiejo Dreamer

no. I want the **** me nemo poem you posted once..............that one..........post it again please.

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.

Oh, you mean this one:

Fish Love

Oh, my! You little fish,
Swimming in your pool of bliss,
How I wish, wish to be your dish,
Then, together we shall never miss.

Our love forever, you and I,
In sexy waves, we shall never die,
On the sea bed, we shall spoon and lie,
Hoping that the moment will not fly.

Oh, Nemo, won't you hold me tight?
Ward off the sharks in the night,
And when dawn breaks, we shall be,
In each other's flippers pervertedly.

F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!

I would like to state that the poem was written as a projection of Bardock's desires, not my own.

~Forever*Alone~ Empress

omg thats cute, lol

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
You're right. I'm not fairly good-looking, I'm ridiculously good-looking!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA-WAAAHAHAHAHHAHA!
See what I did there? WAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I don't know...debbiejo?

debbiejo Dreamer

Yes??

ps. Fish Love.....that's the one I like....You should frame it.....lol

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't know...debbiejo?

"I'm a bird. I don't have any legs. They are lost. Kawwwww-kawwww. I think I want to eat some worms. Kawwwwwwwww-kawwww. Eggs come from inside of my body. Eggs have my babies in them. Sometimes, they break. Kawwwwww-kawwwwwwwww. I can fly. So high. In the sky. Kawwwww-kawwwwwwwwwwwww."

Fëanor Senior Member

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Oh, you mean this one:
[B]Fish Love
Oh, my! You little fish,
Swimming in your pool of bliss,
How I wish, wish to be your dish,
Then, together we shall never miss.
Our love forever, you and I,
In sexy waves, we shall never die,
On the sea bed, we shall spoon and lie,
Hoping that the moment will not fly.
Oh, Nemo, won't you hold me tight?
Ward off the sharks in the night,
And when dawn breaks, we shall be,
In each other's flippers pervertedly.
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
F*ck me, Nemo! YOU ARE MY GOD!
I would like to state that the poem was written as a projection of Bardock's desires, not my own. [/B]

dis da bombs yo!

debbiejo Dreamer

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
"I'm a bird. I don't have any legs. They are lost. Kawwwww-kawwww. I think I want to eat some worms. Kawwwwwwwww-kawwww. Eggs come from inside of my body. Eggs have my babies in them. Sometimes, they break. Kawwwwww-kawwwwwwwww. I can fly. So high. In the sky. Kawwwww-kawwwwwwwwwwwww."

Shut up............. 😛