Darth Nihlius vs. Darth Sion vs. Darth Traya

Originally posted by Darth Faunus
Anyone else note the resmblance to a certain little rat by the name of. . . er. . . [B]vercetti]/B]?

This is The N00b Report: Breaking News

Arguably the least popular and most hated member to ever join this forum, or any forum for that matter, the felon once known as the gay stripper "Tommy Vercetti" has returned once more in a sock, calling himself "JCboy".

While Faunus laughs his ass off at this gits pathetic attempts to once again initiate a fight, he tries to bring reason to this delusional little bastard, who by the looks of it, is even worse off now than before. When confronted, he retorted [color=black]"You just don't get it, do you Faunus. Tommy V is back, bit*h!" Although I must say; it wasn't half as articulate. Ready to once more bring the house down on top of himself, vercetti is highly idiotic, and should be avoided at all costs. Actually, just piss him off until he says something REAL stupid. Shouldn't be that hard.[/color]

I say Faunus old boy... you're becoming quite the apprentice to old Janus here. You just did my work for me on this thread.

Lol. Nice to see you too. Where've you been?

... I was typing up a response and I got a pop up. Bloody hell. I have so many pop up blockers it's a wonder I can log into windows and I get a pop up here, of all places.

I was at work, but I was hella tired, so I didn't bother coming on. If I'd have seen some of this threads, I would have gone nuclear, and I was irritable as it was. I'm here now though.

Thought so. We have, if I'm correct, 11 competitors in the SWRisk thread. Going surprisingly well.

Nuclear Janus, hmm... -ponders-

Jawa BOOM!!!

Everyone knows Jawas build the best nukes.

Tsk. Jawa nukes pwn all. The JMD make sure of that. Jawas of Mass Destruction, you know?

I read up on it. Props to the ones who picked characters like Mace, Assajj, and Anakin.

Those people are gonna need some good arguments, although I'm sure Zayzia won't fail there.

Either way, definite props for trying. I rather dislike the idea of using someone like Marka Ragnos in the game, but again the burden is on someone else. I'll just render effective judgment.

Well, yes, I argued against Ragnos in the beginning as well. But don't forget, the competitors have to argue and debate to support their character's victory. Ragnos is as hard as it gets. . .

Or Coleman Trebor.

No, Coleman Trebor isn't as hard as it gets, it's as impossible as it gets. You could make a better case for Han Solo than Coleman Trebor.

Actually, I could. Han has some Imperial Officer training, and has led smugglers in small actions before the movies.

Coleman owns. . . I'd have him as a second draft pick.

I actually think he's better than the movies show; but juts not good enough. Let's see. . . I'm watching the little death scene in slow-mo.

Coleman leaps onto the balcony and ignites his weapon, ready to strike down or otherwise incapacitate Dooku. Idiot. Then Jango opens up. One shot to the head, deflected. One at the upper chest, deflected. Then, Jango fires a shot directly to Coleman's lightsaber. You see the Jedi Master step back, off balance, as a part of the blast hit his hand. Finally, Jango fires one more shot, straight into his heart. . . I think.

I don't know what the point of that was, though.

Overkill is better than underkill for someone who deals in death.

What about Gary Coleman?