Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Seriously it does...My girlfriend came to me and bit me in the arm...Either, shes just playing or found a new way to say "Hey Zhen! I love you!". Either way she left....Now my arm is bleeding. I didnt pay my phone or cellphone bills(I need get a job 😬) and I used all of my banages(Used it everytime I make a scar when I skateboard...) Now My arm is bleeding and ./,¤±¤¤¾ä ¤Ç¤Å and seriously, I need to go to hospital. Help?!? Also, I see my girlfriend staring at me outside my window. Its getting really freaky now...
can you dump her so i can go out with her? she sounds like my kind of woman. you think im kidding? im not...
Originally posted by kmcdude
I have an idea! 😱 ..............Tell her to **** off or u will drag the retarded ***** in the middle of the road tie her down and make some popcorn and watch as the cars run over her 🤨
if you were a woman id go out with you too. that talk is the kind of stuff i love in a relationship. think im kidding? im not...