Indiana Jones and Lara Croft.....

lets say these two treasure hunters went head to head in a battle to the death. who would win?

indiana jones.

Well, if Croft distracts Jones with her hot wet body, Croft would win.

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Well, if Croft distracts Jones with her hot wet body, Croft would win.

but indy is so rugged, wont that catch her off guard?

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
but indy is so rugged, wont that catch her off guard?

Not at all. Did you even see her naked body?

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Not at all. Did you even see her naked body?

i saw it in Taking Lives, and i wasnt that impressed.

Indiana Jones.... He has a whip... You could make some kinky pornography though.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Indiana Jones.... He has a whip... You could make some kinky pornography though.

indeed

indy would win. he always finds a way to win.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
indy would win. he always finds a way to win.

and he has a hat. and his dad is shawn connery.

...

dont forget his whip.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dont forget his whip.

and he beat that rips-your-heart-right-out-of-your-chest guy

They wouldn't fight. They would begin making adventurous babies.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
and he beat that rips-your-heart-right-out-of-your-chest guy

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
indy also took on a whole platoon of nazis in his third movie. all he had was a horse and a six shooter.

and he was smart enough to realize jesus was poor.

heres how it'd go down.....

*indy walks out of a large tunel, having worked his way past several booby traps. he eyes a treasure at the end of the room. he walks towards it, not realizing that lara has been following at a discreet distance, letting him do all the hard work. as indy nears the treasure, lara bursts out of the tunnel, guns blazing. indy grabs the treasure, turns, and draws his 6 shooter. he looses 9 shots before realizing that he is out of ammo, as usual. he dumps the gun, draws his whip, and disarns lara. lara, quick on the recovery, spins and unleashes a volley of kicks on indy, knocking him onto his ass. indy gets up, ducks a roundhouse, and hits her with a left hook. lara, shocked by the fact that he actually hit her, dives for her guns. indy rolls behind a pillar just as she opens fire in him. she closes in, reloading, going for the kill, when indy throws the treasure behind her. lara turns and sees the treasure. indy uses this moment of distraction to use his whip, lashing it around her ankles, yanking her feet out from under her, pullng her towards him. he straddles her, her arms pinned.
lara "you wouldnt hit an unarmed woman, would you?"
indy, after a moment of hesitation, says " well.....yeah."
indy knocks her out cold, grabs the treasure and limps away, saying to himself "i'm getting too old for this shit."

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
heres how it'd go down.....

*indy walks out of a large tunel, having worked his way past several booby traps. he eyes a treasure at the end of the room. he walks towards it, not realizing that lara has been following at a discreet distance, letting him do all the hard work. as indy nears the treasure, lara bursts out of the tunnel, guns blazing. indy grabs the treasure, turns, and draws his 6 shooter. he looses 9 shots before realizing that he is out of ammo, as usual. he dumps the gun, draws his whip, and disarns lara. lara, quick on the recovery, spins and unleashes a volley of kicks on indy, knocking him onto his ass. indy gets up, ducks a roundhouse, and hits her with a left hook. lara, shocked by the fact that he actually hit her, dives for her guns. indy rolls behind a pillar just as she opens fire in him. she closes in, reloading, going for the kill, when indy throws the treasure behind her. lara turns and sees the treasure. indy uses this moment of distraction to use his whip, lashing it around her ankles, yanking her feet out from under her, pullng her towards him. he straddles her, her arms pinned.
lara "you wouldnt hit an unarmed woman, would you?"
indy, after a moment of hesitation, says " well.....yeah."
indy knocks her out cold, grabs the treasure and limps away, saying to himself "i'm getting too old for this shit."

and we must all remember that lara has trouble killing monkeys, much less indiana jones