Mountian Dew

Started by SlipknoT5 pages

Mountian Dew

I like the new cans, they look cool 😐

😐

i agree 🤨

Coca-Cola ownz Mountain Dew. 😐

Coke can drag you down, Mt. Dew is like drinking high energy God water.

There was dew on my grass this morning 😐

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Coke can drag you down, Mt. Dew is like drinking high energy God water.
Werd, Da M-D is awsome 😎

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Werd, Da M-D is awsome 😎

M-D tastes like piss. Coke is awsometastic.

I avoid Mountain Dew like the plague, shrinks the Uncle Charlie.

A BUCKET OF THE MOUNTAIN DEW

Let grasses grow and waters flow in a free and easy way
But give me enough of the rare old stuff
that's made near Galway Bay
And policemen all from Donegal, Sligo and Leitrim too
We'll give them the slip and we'll take a sip
of the real old mountain dew

There's a neat little still at the foot of the hill
Where the smoke curls up to the sky
By a whiff of the smell you can plainly tell
That there's poteen boys close by
For it fills the air with a perfume rare
and betwixt both me and you
As home we roll, we can drink a bowl
Or a bucketful of mountain dew

Now learned men as use the pen have writ' the praises high
Of the rare poteen from Ireland green
Distilled from wheat and rye
Away with your pills, it'll cure all ills
Be ye pagan, Christian, or Jew
So take off your coat and grease your throat
With a bucket of the mountain dew.

😮 It was on an irish commercial, they've never showed it again ❌

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
M-D tastes like piss. Coke is awsometastic.
Coke is alright

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Coke is alright

COKE IS AWSOMETASTIC! 😠

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
COKE IS AWSOMETASTIC! 😠

*freeze frame*😎

See kids, this is why Dr. Pepper the best drink ever....

Kids: hoover Dr. Pepper....beeeeeeesssst

See, even Middle Earth agrees.

What about 'Coke-Dew?' 😱 Mixxing Mt. Dew with Coke! 😘

😆 You proved my point. What happened when you wear the ring too long?

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
COKE IS AWSOMETASTIC! 😠

that's right, this ^^^^

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
What about 'Coke-Dew?' 😱 Mixxing Mt. Dew with Coke! 😘

Coke & Vodka's better.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
What about 'Coke-Dew?' 😱 Mixxing Mt. Dew with Coke! 😘

What do you get when you do that?

a person who looks like this...

Dr. Pepper is the most disgusting Soda ever