Vader destroys Jedi Knights

Started by Darth_Janus2 pages

If any were left. mwa ha ha ha ha... oops... that was out loud.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
If any were left. mwa ha ha ha ha... oops... that was out loud.

There is plenty left, unlike your Org of Jawa ninjas that never existed.... oops, did i say that out loud?

You fool... My jawa elites are on this forum... Attack him, my cronies! Quick- Scrap his landspeeder!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
You fool... My jawa elites are on this forum... Attack him, my cronies! Quick- Scrap his landspeeder!

Dooku whips out his Makashi skill and does not require to call his UDJJO Soldiers to dispatch of these N3wbish Jawas.....

....The foolishly unskilled Elites are destroyed.

*They tricked him and went stealth. His landspeeder is scrapped, and, when he's not paying attention, they stripped down his lightsaber and sold the parts.*

Ha!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
*They tricked him and went stealth. His landspeeder is scrapped, and, when he's not paying attention, they stripped down his lightsaber and sold the parts.*

Ha!

*Dooku uses the force to put his saber back together and fries every single little Jawa Ninja fruit using Two-handed Force lightning.*

*Blocks his force lightning. Counters it with Sith Jawa Lightning, which is green and kicks über ass*

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
*Blocks his force lightning. Counters it with Sith Jawa Lightning, which is green and kicks über ass*

Absorbs Jawa Lightning and fires it back with normal Force Lightning, destroying the Jawas were they stand...

*They respawn. They are regenerating Sith Stealth Super Ninja JAwas (tm). They pwn his pathetic jawas and then mob Dooku again*

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
*They respawn. They are regenerating Sith Stealth Super Ninja JAwas (tm). They pwn his pathetic jawas and then mob Dooku again*

The Dark Jedi Jawas kill all of the Ninja Jawas and Dooku pwns Jawa Ragnos.

*Is wearing his special antipwn jawa sith robes. Kicks Dooku in the jewels and sabers his hands off*

Super tech droid give Dooku a Special Jawa Lightsaber Hand that emits ten Lightsabers out of his new hand. Dooku is wearing Antideath robes and he owns Jawa Ragnos' shit.

*Has new shit. It beats old shit. Gets out his jawa jediblaster(tm) which goes through lightsabers and fires fifty rounds at him*

DOOKU"S FORCES = PWN3D!!!! by a trillion gajillion times infinitismal Respawning Super Sith Ninja Jawas, Jawa Ragnos, and Jawa Sadow, who wields his insane Grandmaster skillz with Jawa Magick skills. Oooteenie!!! And Jawa lightnings!! And blowing up your Jawa hand!!
Ahah, your hand! My most elite Uber Knights of the Super Sith who can't die scrap it and replace it with a napalm-filled glove in your slip!

Finally. . . .

OOOTEENIE!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Darth Windu
DOOKU"S FORCES = PWN3D!!!! by a trillion gajillion times infinitismal Respawning Super Sith Ninja Jawas, Jawa Ragnos, and Jawa Sadow, who wields his insane Grandmaster skillz with Jawa Magick skills. Oooteenie!!! And Jawa lightnings!! And blowing up your Jawa hand!!
Ahah, your hand! My most elite Uber Knights of the Super Sith who can't die scrap it and replace it with a napalm-filled glove in your slip!

Finally. . . .

OOOTEENIE!!!!!!!!!

Dooku stole the time Machine that Ragnos made in the other thread and uses it to go back in time to kill your mother so that this never happened.

pwnage.

*Time machien has a safety device. ONly I can use it. Thus, Dooku is lost to time, never to return.*

*kills everybody with his death star*

*His entire crew of NJo assassins slipped on to the Death Star. Sabotages it.*