The Gorgon vs. Spider-Man

Started by StiltmanFTW6 pages

Who was shitting his pants watching real men cutting the shit out of each other in EOTS?

Oh yes, your friendly neighbourhood Spiderpussy.

"Hey Logan, I just got here, are you allright?" - what a load of BS.

Better than crying over a woman that is married to someone else. 😛

Not really.

With the stare Moron should definately take it. It's a pretty broken ability.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

"Hey Logan, I just got here, are you allright?" - what a load of BS.
And Logan stayed burried under that column throughout the whole Shadowland battle because he couldnt get out! Honest!!! 🤣

PS: Whats EOTS?

Enemy of the State

Ahh. Thanks.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
With the stare Moron should definately take it. It's a pretty broken ability.

He doesn't need the stone stare at all here.

Originally posted by SamZED
And Logan stayed burried under that column throughout the whole Shadowland battle because he couldnt get out! Honest!!! 🤣

You realize that the days of your "hero" are over? Clint is coming for him. Class 10 strength? Petey could be as well throwing pillows at him. Superior speed, agility, low-lv precog? Yeah, right... we both know the bugboy can't match Hawkeye in those.

Martial Artist Supreme is gonna rape your "hero" so bad, it would seem like the beatings he received at the hands of Venom, Jackal and Morlun were a child's play.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Who was shitting his pants watching real men cutting the shit out of each other in EOTS?

Oh yes, your friendly neighbourhood Spiderpussy.

"Hey Logan, I just got here, are you allright?" - what a load of BS.

Are you saying Spiderman just stood by and watched Logan get beat up?

Because if you are, that's awesome.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You realize that the days of your "hero" are over? Clint is coming for him. Class 10 strength? Petey could be as well throwing pillows at him. Superior speed, agility, low-lv precog? Yeah, right... we both know the bugboy can't match Hawkeye in those.

RIGHT IN DA FACE!

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

You realize that the days of your "hero" are over? Clint is coming for him. Class 10 strength? Petey could be as well throwing pillows at him. Superior speed, agility, low-lv precog? Yeah, right... we both know the bugboy can't match Hawkeye in those.
Meh.. there is no shame in getting killed by Clint. In fact its an honour. Even if someone like Hulk manages to put up a fight against Clint before getting raped itd still go into his respect thread as under "best showing".

Originally posted by Mindset
Are you saying Spiderman just stood by and watched Logan get beat up?

Because if you are, that's awesome.

He didn't know who was winning. Stupid nerd forgot his glasses. He was just scared shitless, as usual.

Originally posted by Parmaniac

RIGHT IN DA FACE!

^ Pre-Bendispower.

Originally posted by SamZED
Meh.. there is no shame in getting killed by Clint. In fact its an honour. Even if someone like Hulk manages to put up a fight against Clint before getting raped itd still go into his respect thread as under "best showing".

Honour? He'll put his bow in Parker's ass shocklaugh

Oh, wait. He'll probably enjoy it too much... remember Skip?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Honour? He'll put his bow in Parker's ass shocklaugh
This belongs into the character ownage thread. sneer

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Honour? He'll put his bow in Parker's ass shocklaugh

Oh, wait. He'll probably enjoy it too much... remember Skip?

No more than Logan enjoyed his "quality time" and "punshment" in hell. Probably got himself killed on purpose too.😖hifty:

Also, its not SM's fault the chick got shot, the bi!tch should learn how to fight. 😈

Originally posted by SamZED
No more than Logan enjoyed his "quality time" and "punshment" in hell. Probably got himself killed on purpose too.😖hifty:

Also, its not SM's fault the chick got shot, the bi!tch should learn how to fight. 😈

He didn't actually die.

Yes, it is his fault. And Mockingbird is vastly more skilled than he is. I can't believe you're protecting him, that was outright retarded what he did, period.

If she's so skilled why is she lying on the ground stuffed with a bullet?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He didn't actually die.

Yes, it is his fault. And Mockingbird is vastly more skilled than he is. I can't believe you're protecting him, that was outright retarded what he did, period.


You're just pointing fingers. Spider-man talks all the time during fights to himself mostly. He would've said that if she werent there. In fact all heroes talk during fights, Logan and Cap included. Never distracted anyone. She was looking right at the shooter but failed to dodge. Not his problem. Could've as well been Logan shoutng "raargh!" she would've been shot anyway.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
If she's so skilled why is she lying on the ground stuffed with a bullet?

Oh I don't know, maybe because she got distracted by a lame joke?

Wasn't a bullet anyway. It was a lazer!!!

Originally posted by SamZED
You're just pointing fingers. Spider-man talks all the time during fights to himself mostly. He would've said that if she werent there. In fact all heroes talk during fights, Logan and Cap included. Never distracted anyone. She was looking right at the shooter but failed to dodge. Not his problem. Could've as well been Logan shoutng "raargh!" she would've been shot anyway.

That's different, because it was a weak attempt at being funny.

She wasn't looking at the shooter, she looked at the bugboy. It's painfully clear it was his fault. You're just blinded by your fanboyism, happens to all of us here.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Oh I don't know, maybe because she got distracted by a lame joke?
I thought skilled people know how to fight? Including ignoring distractions.