My Pet Rock Ran Away

I don't know what to do. I put up posters offering a reward but no one found him yet...I'm so worried cry

My pet rock had to be put down after he attaked some kids head 🙁

that's so sad cry

Damn....my pet rock shagged another stray rock and now I have lots of baby rocks around...

My pet rock also had a bad Cocain Addiction, he was a mess, When he was put down he left His wife and 8 crack babies to care for themselves 🙁

😱 can I have one? I've been lonely since mine ran away...

Originally posted by SlipknoT
My pet rock also had a bad Cocain Addiction, he was a mess, When he was put down he left His wife and 8 crack babies to care for themselves 🙁

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My pet rock had depression and tried to drown itself in the fish tank..

that's horrible...so sorry to hear

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I don't know what to do. I put up posters offering a reward but no one found him yet...I'm so worried cry

No need ; I smoked your 'pet rock' 😈 😮‍💨

My pet rock ran away with the neighbors dog and made rock/dog babies..ugly little things they were 🙁

Mine tried to rape me in my sleep 🙁 ....I woke up with a rock jammed up my ass 😮

Originally posted by GCG
No need ; I smoked your 'pet rock' 😈 😮‍💨

how...how could you? cry

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I don't know what to do. I put up posters offering a reward but no one found him yet...I'm so worried cry

Originally posted by Ladyluck
how...how could you? cry

i guess i was .............uhh...........addicted to it 😛

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Mine tried to rape me in my sleep 🙁 ....I woke up with a rock jammed up my ass 😮

😆 😆

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
i had a pet Rock named Bob but you stole it 🙁

and he ran away

Originally posted by Sir Mist
😆 😆

iblah ferhan !

My pet rock has a thing for slips pet rock....bad thing is my pet rock is a boy 🙁

Originally posted by GCG
i guess i was .............uhh...........addicted to it 😛