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Darth Vader had to say I am your father when he cut off Luke's hand? I mean come on! I woudl say it when I first meet him!

Why?

Cause it wouldnt make difference.

Because Vader didn't know (he must be kinda slow though. He sees a boy from tatooine, with his last name Skywalker and has his old droid R2-D2 with him).

Re: Why...

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Darth Vader had to say I am your father when he cut off Luke's hand? I mean come on! I woudl say it when I first meet him!

That is the first time he met him. Apart from his unknown attack during the death star run. What was he supposed to do?

*Luke and Vader scream down Death Star trench*

Obi-Wan: "Use the force Luke"

Vader: "The force is strong with this one.......wait a minute"

*Vader pulls up alongside Luke and motions for Luke to winde down his window, Luke does so*

Luke: "What?"

Vader: "I'm your father......"

Luke: "........that's bullshit"

Vader: "Search your feelings etc etc....oh and have a look at this Birth Certificate"

*Vader holds up Luke's birth Certificate with Father: Darth Vader written on it*

Luke: "Noooooooo! Nooooooooo!"

Obi-Wan: "Use the force Luke.....let go Luke"

*Luke lets go of the joystick and crashes into wall, and is killed in the blast*

Re: Why...

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Why...

Why not?

hello Red Superfly, My name is Superfly 4000.

I was here first. CHange your name - NOW!

Just kidding lol.

Re: Why...

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Darth Vader had to say I am your father when he cut off Luke's hand? I mean come on! I woudl say it when I first meet him!

Wow, another grade E thread from the master himself, lil krueger.

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Date Registered: 07-08-2005
Status: Dark Lord Of KMC
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Total Posts: 311

Hello Red Superfly. We can either be the best of enemies or the best of friends. Your choice. Bub.

lol

Put those claws away, or you'll regret it.

*eyes light up a red glow*

Someone kill this thread already.

Dont make me hurt you Red Superfly. Or I'll commence order 66 on your as$.

Sends some Jawas after the two Superflies....

Coffee, anyone?

Count dooku. Always ending conflicts in a classy way.

Re: Why...

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Darth Vader had to say I am your father when he cut off Luke's hand? I mean come on! I woudl say it when I first meet him!

Dramatic climax. And its not like he said it randomly a conversation did start, when Vader said he was Lukes father.

And this thread is ****ing stupid. Why ask such dumb ass questions. You pull the place down and make it look idiotic.