Holy Shit That Was A Huge Spider!

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SnakeEyes Connoisseur

Holy Shit That Was A Huge Spider!

That was by far the largest, most gruesome-looking spider I have ever seen in my own house. I was on the PC and my bro was behind me when he screamed: God Damn that's a huge spider!
So I turned around just to see a glimpse of the beast! And he wasn't kidding, it was in fact, huge. When we were brainstorming ways to capture/kill it, my brother was trying to creep me out by using his fingers as spider limbs so I accidently stabbed him with a pencil. Luckily I spotted it later on and my brother caught it... so we flushed it down the nearest toilet. But first we took some pictures with our cell phones.
😑 😘 😑

Lil Krueger LOOK AT SIG.

SHAME ON YOU!! Spiders are natural creatures! You should ashamed! What the hell do you have against spiders? They are innocent!

alcoholicpoet Senior Member

...First Post?

alcoholicpoet Senior Member
Originally posted by Lil Krueger
SHAME ON YOU!! Spiders are natural creatures! You should ashamed! What the hell do you have against spiders? They are innocent!

**** you!

Lil Krueger LOOK AT SIG.
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
**** you!

Now now DONT MAKE ME GET VENOM OR SPIDERMAN OUT HERE!!

SnakeEyes Connoisseur

I usually let spiders live, but that one was a huge mutha****a! It would've killed my entire family if it was not killed immediately. He might not even be dead. Maybe the toilet wasn't enough to kill him.

Lil Krueger LOOK AT SIG.

Dude, ever heard of "Leave it alone and it will leave you alone?"

SlipknoT Restricted

I hate spiders...Any spider in my house goes straight to the toads

SnakeEyes Connoisseur

No I haven't... Ever heard kill or be killed?

LordKerrigor bucket wars

iv got a pet turrentula........... lol thing is ****ing huge! about the size of my clenched fist

Lil Krueger LOOK AT SIG.

No I haven't.....ever heard of Eight-Legged Freaks?

SnakeEyes Connoisseur

Okay, I'm done talking to you... you are dumb my friend. Anyway, the spider was huge, and yes we killed it. No, I don't feel bad.

SlipknoT Restricted

What if you Left it with its Wife and 7 kids to care for themselves?

Lil Krueger LOOK AT SIG.
Originally posted by SlipknoT
What if you Left it with its Wife and 7 kids to care for themselves?

7 kids? Sorry Spiders lay more than 1000 eggs.

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
7 kids? Sorry Spiders lay more than 1000 eggs.
If you couldnt see the sarcasm in my post then please end your life.

Lil Krueger LOOK AT SIG.

I did. Trying to worsen Snake's life. Of course it will be "Revenge of 1000 Spider babies"

Rogue Jedi Restricted

snakes and spiders do not scare me. cockroaches, on the other hand....
*runs and hides like a girl*

Lil Krueger LOOK AT SIG.

I love cockroaches. I use them as weapons against girls 🙂

SlipknoT Restricted

I love snakes (waits for cheap sexual jokes)

LordKerrigor bucket wars

hey slipknot ever seen a trouser snake? 😆