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Ok...because I never sleep at night I have decided to amke up my own version of "ZELDA TWILIGHT PRINCESS"

Zelda is carelessly walking in her kingdom, in her usual blinding pink dress that hides her recent weight problem, with its suffocating corset. She pulls out her fancy Chinese fan and tries to cool herself off in the blazing heat, which was forming sweat under her armpits. She realized the dark spots under her arms and panicked frantically, rushing into the nearest clothing store she could wobble into. She changed into a sexy ninja outfit accidentally as she rushed to not miss her appointment with her darling Link.
Meanwhile Link is admiring his deep brown hair in the mirror preparing to meet his blonde ***** in the castle. He stomped out his cabin door and he was amazed to see a woman standing before him, his heart raced. There stood a captivating figure covered in black flashy leather. He could only imagine how much she could rock his world if she didn’t have the stupid blonde hair. Finally he could have a true fighting campaign.
Yet his joy was dissolved when the beautiful woman was stolen by a short fat man with a mustache and another man in green.

“LINK!!! Save my sorry ***!”

He recognized that all too familiar petty cry for help. Mario and Luigi must have mistaken Zelda for Princess Peach! Yet…how was that possible? The mushrooms…all along they where Steroids, so many must have destroyed there minds. He had to save his wrench…after he got a gay flute, and some gay masks.

---Mario and Luigi’s hideout---

“Princess Peach you have lost some weight!” Mario glimmered

“I am not that fat *****!” Zelda screeched as Mario touched her ***

“Mushrooms…Mushrooms…” Luigi muttered

“What’s that smell?” Zelda was sickened

“Sewage, I AM a fat plumber.” Mario laughed

“Mushrooms…mushrooms” Luigi drools

“****** Luigi shut up!” Mario slapped him

“WAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” Luigi cries

“Oh…come I didn’t mean it.”

They embrace deeply, Zelda is about to throw up. Link had to save her!!!

TO BE CONTUINED……

Umm... Ok... *Hides*

i am VERY happy!

Inuyasha_Freak, that's roleplay, go to the roleplay area & stick to topic please. This place is getting dull, not like when it first opened, *sucks straw of Koriki Blueberry & Raspberry smoothie*, we had so much to talk about, but what now? There has to be something we can do. Competitions, quizes, favourite whatever (not just the obvious, but stuff like favourite part of a game or favourite area of game.)

I love the Lake in Ocarina of Time, lovely... 😊 What's the name again, was it Hyrulian Lake or something...? I like Koriki Forest too, mainly because I love forests. 😛 Favourite temple would beeee....the, well I couldn't say really. Don't like the water temple too much, annoying water levels & changing of boots....boring!

Didn't like Forest Temple either, too dull & annoying too with changing the rooms & trying to find a key. I like the Fire & Spirit temple the most, fun to do & not boring. 🙂 Shadow okay, but gotta watch for those holes & things you can't see, a bit annoying.

Techinaccly it isn't. and besides, that post will probably be the only one about it.

But here is a Quiz for you all.

1.______________ Mask
2.Name of the guy who steals your horse.
3.The ________ will crash in three days.
4.Your horse.
5.This long eared mask is from Ocarina of Time.
6.Princess ___________.
7.Rock eater.
8._____________ is a big bad guy.
9.Leader of a level.
10.The parallel world of Hyrule.
11.____________ Ranch.
12.You make this with your ocarina.
13.___________ of Time
14.This is a major city.
16.He is the lead game designer of Nintendo.
17.________ scrub.
18.Fish like creatures.
19.Japanese for "sequel"
20.Project ___________________.
21.Means "Demon Link"
22.Majora's Mask is already out in _________________.
23.Link's Awakening is on this system.
24.You have a limited amout of _____ to complete Majora's Mask.

And I still am not against talking about Non-Zelda things here... Even if I have to change the name By Golly!

*Thinks about what he said*

... by golly?...
... wow...
... I'm gonna go jump off a building...

WHY DONT YOU TALK ABOUT THE GAMES AND SHARE TIPS ABOUT THEM AND GIVE LOTS OF POLLS AND HELP FOR THOSE WHO NEED IT

There is no need for typing in all caps.

why is it so bad to type all caps?

It gets annoying, especially when there is no need for it.

....

Course it's "so bad", just look at it...it's ugly & doesn't look neat in the slightest...

Originally posted by LORD JLRTENJAC
Techinaccly it isn't. and besides, that post will probably be the only one about it.

We should help people with the games but that's only if someone wants it...we can talk about other games though, not too much because there's threads of their own but I mean favourite land, moment etc...which isn't very good to post in for instance an Ocarina of Time thread because then it would be overun with, "My favourite character is..."

See what I mean? Thanks for the quiz though.

1. Majora's Mask
2. Skull Kid.
3.The moon will crash in three days.
4. Epona.
5. Is it the Keaton Mask? I'm sure it's something like that...it must be!
6. Princess Zelda.
7. Goron.
8. Don't know who 'is a big bad guy'.
9. Leader of a level? What does this mean, the character you play? If so then Link.
10. Don't know.
11. Lon Lon Ranch.
12. You make this with your ocarina...? Make time go back?
13. Temple of Time
14. Don't know.
16. Shigeru Miyamoto.
17. Deku Scrub.
18. Zora.
19. That's a hard one isn't it! Wait I've heard what's Japanese for sequal, I dunno what it is though... 😬
20. Project Zelda ?
21. Oni Link . I know Oni means Japanese Demons... 😉
22. Majora's Mask is already out in 2000 .
23. GameBoy.
24. You have a limited amout of time to complete Majora's Mask.

1.Phontam Of the Opera's- Mask
2.Name of the guy who steals your horse. -I dont have a horse
3.The ________ will crash in three days. - Alien spaceship
4.Your horse. - I said I didn't have one!
5.This long eared mask is from Ocarina of Time.- Elf Mask! or bunny
6.Princess ___________. - Princess Priss
7.Rock eater. - You
8._____________ is a big bad guy. - Zedla thats two insults
9.Leader of a level. - ???
10.The parallel world of Hyrule.- I got this! leuryh ((spelled backwards))
11.____________ Ranch. Dressing
12.You make this with your ocarina.- Music! thats anooying
13.___________ of Time - ?
14.This is a major city. - Las vegas
16.He is the lead game designer of Nintendo.- Austin
17.________ scrub. - Sponge
18.Fish like creatures. - Fish
19.Japanese for "sequel" - grgkg fuigbyuivyg
20.Project ___________________. - Grad
21.Means "Demon Link" - Alex
22.Majora's Mask is already out in-- out of style
23.Link's Awakening is on this system. --- my bed
24.You have a limited amout of _____ to complete Majora's Mask.- time?

Yes I answered theese wrong, its just Pokemon Lady got the answers seroiusly already. its my job to mess with you!!!

Pokemon is dead btw

I mean they are wasting so much money trying to revive it.

Also my "RP" post does belong in here this IS a Zelda bar, and it was a joke, reffuering to my beilfes about the game in a creative way. That Zedla is a Priss. Also if you had any infernce skills you could tell I like Links hair brown not blonde. Seroiusly people not everything thats written in a story-like foprmat is RP. Also in RP you use ::'s and stuff.

Why do women always become thorns in my sides

Originally posted by Blue Dragon
Course it's "so bad", just look at it...it's ugly & doesn't look neat in the slightest...

What makes you say that? There's only like three of us here, four now though...we don't talk about Zelda stuff anymore, maybe the odd update but then that's it.

We should help people with the games but that's only if someone wants it...we can talk about other games though, not too much because there's threads of their own but I mean favourite land, moment etc...which isn't very good to post in for instance an Ocarina of Time thread because then it would be overun with, "My favourite character is..."

See what I mean? Thanks for the quiz though.

1. [B]Majora's Mask
2. Skull Kid.
3.The moon will crash in three days.
4. Epona.
5. Is it the Keaton Mask? I'm sure it's something like that...it must be!
6. Princess Zelda.
7. Goron.
8. Don't know who 'is a big bad guy'.
9. Leader of a level? What does this mean, the character you play? If so then Link.
10. Don't know.
11. Lon Lon Ranch.
12. You make this with your ocarina...? Make time go back?
13. Temple of Time
14. Don't know.
16. Shigeru Miyamoto.
17. Deku Scrub.
18. Zora.
19. That's a hard one isn't it! Wait I've heard what's Japanese for sequal, I dunno what it is though... 😬
20. Project Zelda ?
21. Oni Link . I know Oni means Japanese Demons... 😉
22. Majora's Mask is already out in 2000 .
23. GameBoy.
24. You have a limited amout of time to complete Majora's Mask. [/B]

I found this on Z64Planet.com byt I think #8 may be Majora's Wrath. and #9 may be a Boss... #10 is TERMANIA #11 Could also be Romani #13 could be ocarina, 24. Or days

SMITTY!

Smitty?... OH! Smitty!

Hows this sound for "you know what" A spy in the Jedi Order.
And a Sith agent in the Republic?
Oh btw, got any cheats for the SNES Empire Strikes Back?

Do I look like a person that would have cheats? Though I could find some...

Here, Hang on...

BTW you need to see Final fantisy 7. It is cool.

*Looks at sig* ❌

Let me borrow it.

I got it on my PSP.