it is so anoying when girls sound hot but they are actually ugly!!
Me and my buddy (Ganner Rysode) where hanging out one time and we were calling random people to start pointless conversations. we went to call one of our friends but it was a wrong number. it turned out to be this VERY friendly girl and her friend. so, as expected, we started a conversation. they sounded really attractive so we, unknowingly, started a kinda friendship with these whory girls that we had never met. so Ganner and i talked to them for a while. they called us a bunch after that and seemed to be obsessed with us..... so we figured we would get what we could out of it. we finally decided to meet them. so i went and spent the night at Ganner's house and we were gonna meet them the next day at the high school. that night the called like, no joke, 30 times!! we were really annoyed with them, not to mention that fact that they were really dumb. so we finally scheduled a time to meet them (we really didn't want to go) and we showed up and so did they ......... needless to say, they were NOT attractive in the least. so after an awkward hour of doing virtually nothing, we decided to have a code word and when one of us said that, Ganner's mom would call and we would "have to go". but we decided to wait ten minutes so it wouldn't be obvious. so continued being annoying for ten more minutes. then Lynn, the slightly more attractive one, jumped on my lap and started sticking her tongue down my throat........ and i almost threw up. so we said that code word (smoke bomb, we told a story about ninjas) and got the hell out of there and went to hang out with our intelligent female friend.
the moral of the story: don't befriend whory girls just because they sound hot and have bellybutton rings, because that is probably all they have got going for them.