I want to Touch Maynard

Seriously

It's gonna be a Chargers one jw00t

kicking

🙂

I started my new workout routine, I'm ****ing tired

Yeah 20 minutes of cardio will do that to a guy

Full body workouts are great.

yeah i know, I work out 5 hours a day

no you don't

don't tell me how to live my life

I don't believe I was

do you feel classy drinking from a glass bottle

because i sure do

depends what I'm drinking.

i drank coke

Drink more water

I'm drinking milk, does that work

I said water *******

Milk counts ****************

No it does not you cock juggling thundercunt

I went to get a pulled BBQ pork sandwich because i wanted it

it came with provelone

i don't know if i like that or not

i assumed i'd be able to pull it off when i got back to the office

it's melted on

dang

Cheese and BBQ don't mix.