The Third Annual Tig Party!!!!

dont think i wont...i have connections... 😖hifty:

oh hey! i believe it! just uh, make sure you get me some too...a'ight!

ok! 😉

sweeeeet!!!😱 👆

i can even get her to marry you... 😖hifty:

if you'd be so inclined... 😗

😱 whoah! you'd do that?!? perv

sure... 😄

you da bomb!!! 😄

i'll be the master of ceremonies.... 😄

shall we begin?

but i've got nothing to wear?!?! and and i'm getting kinda flushed!!

ok....

LETS ALL WEAR NOTHING! 😱

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RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!! 😱

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here to join together this woman and this man in virtual matrimony which is an honorable estate. If anyone should show just cause, why they may not virtually be joined together in virtual matrimony, speak now, or forever hold your peace.

eyes

😆 looks like no one wants to disagree...on with it then...

Feanor, will you take Adriana to be your virtual wedded wife? Will you love her, comfort her, honor her, and keep her in sickness and in health until death do you part?

don't forget makin' uglies!!!! perv

but yes ✅

🙄 😂

And Adriana, will you take Feanor to be your virtual wedded husband? Will you love him, comfort him, honor him, and keep him in sickness and in health until death do you part?

Adriana: 😉 I do! diva

Now, Fea, repeat after me:

"I, Feanor , take you, Adriana Lima, to be my virtual wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part."

(and feel free to insert any of your own vows)

"I, Feanor , take you, Adriana Lima, to be my virtual wedded sex-toy, to have and to drool, from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, until something better comes along."
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Originally posted by Fëanor
"I, Feanor , take you, Adriana Lima, to be my virtual wedded sex-toy, to have and to drool, from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, until something better comes along."
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"I, Adriana Lima, take you, Feanor , to be my virtual wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part."

Adriana: "I, Adriana Lima, take you, Feanor, to be my virtual wedded boy-toy, to have and to control, from this day forward, for better and for...better, for richer and for more rich, in sickness and in health, until Brad Pitt becomes available again."