Batman Returns
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Originally posted by lil pimp
[QUOTE=4973619]reason 1:He was to short for the part,
this has been brought up to no end, and this is only nit picking. did it actually effect the movie itself? no, ppl still went to see it, and when he stood over his enemies like a badass mofo, did you really notice? no. and about a million other ppl didnt notice either. so how did that effect the movie negatively back then? it didnt, so its NOT A BIG DEAL. plus, keaton isnt as hsort as everyone preaches. hes 5'8. short, but not THAT short.🙄
Originally posted by lil pimp
[QUOTE=4973619]reason2:No built
he actually DID have a build, in fact, he took kickboxing lessons and even karate lessons 4 months prior to filming, so yeah, he DID know a thing or too, and WAS pretty damn built. not as built as bale, but built enough. again, did that effect the film itself??? no. so why bother mentioning this AGAIN? it didnt effect the film, so who cares? it really sounds liek your a youngin who his just repeating what he hears from other ppl; just cuz BB is the "new" movie. 🙄
Originally posted by lil pimp
[QUOTE=4973619]reason 3: did not look intimidating in the costume
wrong. he DID look intimidating in the costume, FAR more then bale did. and yes, there are ppl who agree with me on this wholeheartedly. mainly, it comes down to opion on this one, so just say "its my opinion that he looks balh blah". seriosuly, you sound like your ripping these comments off from other ppl, are you like a 12 year old or something?😕
Originally posted by lil pimp
[QUOTE=4973619]reason 4: has no chin which made him look funny in the cowl
OMG, this is so funny!! bales total LACK of chin made him look like "peach jaw", hell, ppl have even said he looks like jay leno in the cowl!! and bales cowl tried to emphasize bales lack of chin, and made it look even worse!! HAHAHAHAHA!! CANT believe you even mentioned THAT one, LOL, its so wrong!! keaton had those awsome lips and had a very charaterized facial features that made him look more inimidating, bale looked like val kilmer syndrome, aka "babyface" in the cowl, lol, with those powty lips. keaton looks like a MAN in the cowl, not a girl.
Originally posted by lil pimp
[QUOTE=4973619]reason 5: He also didnt use a batman voice which people seem to forget
he DID use a batman voice. he sounded NOTHING like he did when he's bruce wanye. BOY, have you even seen B89 or BR??? maybe you should go watch it again.......rolleyes:
Originally posted by lil pimp
[QUOTE=4973619]reason 6:could not fight for shit
umm he fought fine? he took kickboxing lessons and karate lesson, like ive stated, and had some KICKASS fights, like in the cathedral. unlike bales batman, keatons batman crashed, STILL got up, walked up a flight of stairs, almost gpt crushed by a bell, and got beat up by a black guy and STILL came out on top!! unlike bales batman, burton showed that batman was indeed HUMAN, and not some mindless tool like nolan made bales batman into. i mean, he made batman boring!! and oh boy, heres the big one where i prove your utterly WRONG: unlike bales batman, you could actually SEE keatons batman fight the thugs!!! BB had such bad fiught editing, you coudlnt make out what was what!!! how could i even tell bale was doing karate??? I COULDNT EVEN SEE WHAT THE **** WAS GOING ON!! horrible. keatons fights and fight sequences still rules. : 💃 how could they possibly get THAT wrong, and B89 is older!! they should know better!! its sad.......but your wrong.😄
Originally posted by lil pimp
[QUOTE=4973619]7:He never showed his good friendship with alfred
umm yes he did. he talked to alfred countless times and you didnt have to know any of that "alfreds histiry" BS that was ever so presnt in BB. when alfred is talking to bruce and vicky at dinner telling them tales of him and bruce and funny little things like that, you KNOW there is a relationship, that showed it plenty, you didnt need an hourlong discussion. plus, alfred in BB was not AS close to bruce as he was in B89!!! alfred played the same role in BB as the others, comic relief and some wise advice at times. there is no difference. again, your nitpicking, and its pissing me off, cuz its not even accurate.
Originally posted by lil pimp
[QUOTE=4973619]reason 8:He showed no emotion about his parents.
EXCUSE ME!!!!! HE SHOWED sooo MUCH EMTION TOWRDS HIS PARENTS DEATH!!! WTF!!! he looks at newpapares constantly, lies to vicky that hes going away so he can visit his parents death scene (with the roses like in the comics, mind you), and he has that fglashback near that end of the movie that was doneSOOOOOOO well, WAAAAY better then what BB did with THAT scene, it was so stupid!! they die and he says "dont be afraid", so what?? wheres the emotion??? wheres the sense of scaredness?? it wasnt present!! it was weak!! in B89, thanks to the superb directing of burton, it was done perfectly to a T.
i swear, most of your so called "reasons" are more of a matter of opinion, not fact, and damn, your "opinoons" suck hard, not to mention they are just not true.
Originally posted by lil pimp
[QUOTE=4973619]I think theirs more but thats all i think of for now.
and i bet theres a ton of **** i havent even begun to touch on BB either.
[QUOTE=4974265]Originally posted by lil pimp
[QUOTE=4973619]You should really calm down its just a movie.[/QUOTE
this is a very hypocritical statement, as you seem to feel the same way i do. you put down the films and then say "its just a movie". obviously not to you. 🙄