would you want to have superman's powers IF

Started by Cosmic Cube3 pages

Anyone who had Superman's powers, or any other superhero's powers, for that matter, would be corrupted by them. Men are inherently evil. It's our nature. That's why none of us have superhuman abilities. The world would be a living hell.

I would love to have Superman's powers who wouldnt? I would save people all the time. Being Superman would be the best thing ever.

Originally posted by JediMasterLuke5
I would love to have Superman's powers who wouldnt? I would save people all the time. Being Superman would be the best thing ever.

No you wouldn't. You would kill all of your enemies, take whatever you wanted, and eventually enslave the Earth. You're no different from the rest of us.

Originally posted by Hulk Power
Yeah why not. I'd make them the best three years of my life with all those powers. I'd try to get as many girls as I can. Or I would become a villain and take over the world since no one would be able to stop me.

Reminds me of a joke...

Superman is flying around Metropolis and he looks down to see Wonder Woman, completely naked with her legs spread wide open, sunbathing on a rooftop. Not one to miss an oppertunity, Superman figures he can use his super speed to fly down, get a super quickie and fly away without her even noticing. He does, and flies away.

Down below, Wonder Woman looks up and says 'Why did you stop?'

And her lover The Invisible Man replies, 'I dunno, I just felt a weird vibrating feeling for an instant and now my ass hurts like hell.'

Re: would you want to have superman's powers IF

Originally posted by masterbruce
you only had 3 years to live?

I think I would

of course. there's a girl i like right now who hates me, i bet she would want a superhero to be her boyfriend

I would want my boyfriend to have superman's powers!🙂

You know, there are easier ways to get girls to like you than aquiring superpowers and shortening your lifespan by forty years.

Originally posted by Jargon343
You know, there are easier ways to get girls to like you than aquiring superpowers and shortening your lifespan by forty years.

like becoming a male hooker?

Well, now that SpellJammer knows the answer, yes, give up dem' powers. And he wouldn't do something so trival as "save the world". There will always be crime and threats. No, SpellJammer would use his power to create a "super" goverment. One that would tottaly reduce the crime-rate by threefold forever! Rather then waste those 3 years tackeling individual case scenarios which he wouldn't even be aware of untill it was too late half of the time anyway.. Seriously, what function would Superman have in an un-super world? There'd be no alternative but to make the world how SpellJammer wanted it..

And yes, he's aware this sounds tremendously like what Supes ends up becoming in other world stories where he joines a neo-fascist goverment and Batman has to kick his ass..

are you talking in 3rd person spelly J?

Originally posted by Mainstream
like becoming a male hooker?

😂 😆

Originally posted by Mainstream
like becoming a male hooker?

That works, yeah.

With those three years I could find a way to live longer so I'd stay alive and still keep my powers.

i would take his powers because when your super man nothing can hurt not even yout disease and plus all the ladies