I got a fake tan yesterday!!!

It is winter in australia and I got a fake tan!It looks totally sick!You have to go about 3 times,I have only been twice!

I will get laid tonight! 💃 (hopefully) 🙄

Was it the spray or the human toaster? 🤨

... and good luck on get'n laid 😄

nice 😑

Originally posted by D-Double
Was it the spray or the human toaster? 🤨

... and good luck on get'n laid 😄

Human toaster 😄 It is pretty relaxing though........... 🙂

Originally posted by kmcdude
Human toaster 😄 It is pretty relaxing though........... 🙂

Not the skin cancer part... 😐

Whatever happened to SPF 40 and good ile the sun?

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Whatever happened to SPF 40 and good ile the sun?

Some parts of Australia aren't going to have strong enough sun... and plus, it's winter in the Southern Hemisphere.

Theres always the hand if the pussy is in bad mood

pfft... 😆

WoW... 😗

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Whatever happened to SPF 40 and good ile the sun?

THERE IS NO SUN HERE GENIUS! IT IS WINTER! 😖mart:

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Not the skin cancer part... 😐

exactly! those tanning beds are horrible for your skin, its actually more damaging then a real tan from the suns rays.

You are gunna die anyway **shrugs**

Originally posted by kmcdude
THERE IS NO SUN HERE GENIUS! IT IS WINTER! 😖mart:

there's always sun, go tan under a magnifying glass...

Originally posted by kmcdude
You are gunna die anyway **shrugs**

But its stupid to bring death upon quicker and more painfully then is it not to.....why but your self in harms way, when it can be totally avoided?

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
there's always sun, go tan under a magnifying glass...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
there's always sun, go tan under a magnifying glass...

😐 😐

i think i've used the spray once. i didnt like it.. it made me look orange!fruits_orange

alright, quoted twice in a row. Success in a personal goal...

Originally posted by Pyrofly
i think i've used the spray once. i didnt like it.. it made me look orange!fruits_orange

OOmpa loompas are orange 🙂

I've got a tanning bed but I don't think I have ever used it more then twice...takes to damn long and that humming noise is annoying.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
I've got a tanning bed but I don't think I have ever used it more then twice...takes to damn long and that humming noise is annoying.

Read a book in there 😱