My name is Warren, my name is Warren, my name is W.A.R.R.E.N. I have an estate, lots of money and my little sweety, honey waiting for me to come in bed, nuff said!
sung to the tune of ( I am a C.H.R.I.S.T.I.A.N)
i KNOW, i KNOW It's stupid right! Maybe it's not as good as Mainstream's but hey I tried! 🙂
To "The LLama Song"
Here's a Logan, there's a Logan
and another little Logan
fuzzy Logan, funny Logan
Logan, Logan, Chuck
Logan, Logan, Cyclops, Logan
Angel, Jean, Colossus, Logan
Logan, Logan, Kitty, Logan
Logan, Logan, Chuck
I was once a Pheonix
I lived in a cage
but I never saw the way
Alex is my slave
I was not yet three years dead
but he boinked a clone
and now listen little child
to the blackbird phone
Did you ever see a Logan
kiss a Logan on the Logan
Logan's Logan tastes of Logan
Logan, Logan, Chuck
Half a Logan, twice a Logan
not a Logan, Victor, Logan
Logan in a car, alarm a Logan
Logan, Logan, Chuck
Is that how it's told now?
is he all so old?
is it adamantium?
Deathstryke, Iceman, cold
now my song is getting thin
now my wire's taut
time for me to retire now
and become Onslaught!
Cheers
Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got;
Taking a break from all your battles
Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
All those nights when you're stuck in fights,
The check is in the mail;
And your little Angel
Hung a Sentinel by it's tail;
And Jean's dead for the third time in a row -
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to be where you can see,
Our troubles' just staying sane;
You want to be where everybody knows your name.
Roll out of bed, Mr. Sinister's dead;
The morning's looking bright;
And Charles ran off to Lilandra,
And didn't even write;
And the White Queen wants to be a girl;
Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to go where people know,
X-People are all the same;
You want to go where everybody knows your name.
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
Gambit's sorrow
It was the saddest tragic thing anyone had heard or seen. I'm referring to the the hurricane that went through new orleans.
so Gambit also know as Remy couldn't be in X3 because he had to go to tend to his friends and family. you see Remy was raised by thugs and even thought they shed innocent blood, they stil showed the young mutie love.
Alot of people say "if Gambit a thug why don't he carry a gun?"
who needs a gun when you can turn a card into a bomb...oh wait..any object he touches becomes a weopon of mass destruction.
"so is Gambit like a Cajun Bin Labin"...I suppose..and pardon..I didn't mean to get any Steptember the 11th sh*t started.
it rained so hard they didn't know when it was gonna stop.
to survive people had to get on thier rooftops, and helicopter came over and pucked them up.
a lot of people didn't have a place to go...so they had to stay in a football dome.
the water just rising, and troops are still discovering people who have went missing or dying...it's so sad even Gambit eyes couldn't hold back from crying. but Gambit fans quite you whining....come X4 you'll see some cards shinning...gambit_sm
This is one I saw in a "What the-" comic book.
To "Deck the Halls"
Walk through walls like Kitty Pryde,
Falalalalalalalala,
She needs no door to get inside,
Falalalalalalalala,
"Do your homework!" Xavier's naggin',
Falalalalalalalala,
She'd rather play with Lockhead her dragon,
Falalalalalalalala.
There's more, but I'm not going to write it.
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