what member do you want to be your GF or BF

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
this isn't going to work buddy....belive me....i tied....ahem....my "who wants to be my kmc girlfriend" thread....❌ i got some good advice from an old moose on that thread

and it went something like this

You're better than this...so go wipe the peanut butter off your nipples and clean yourself up ❌

OLD moose? 😂

This thread was me in my prime..... I want to be like that again.... damn you world!

Originally posted by Gold Digger
Scott droolio

Allyson who actually spells it Allison...why did you change your name?

You confuzzled me.

because Allyson is not how you spell my name 😄

Originally posted by Gold Digger
because Allyson is not how you spell my name 😄

Yes yes, I know, we've covered that...but I just think you were trying to hide from me, because, honestly, what man would go after a gold digger?

I wasn't trying to hide from you ❌

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Vladimir. I don't know why though. I used to think i'm a hardass moose, a real tough guy. But somehow, that beautiful bastard that is Vladdy-pooh stole my stone cold heart and turned it into mushy soft stuff like a........soft.......thing.,.........that is...........mushy 😖hifty:

Oh Vladdy pooh how i love you

Awwwww shucks Moosey eyes

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Awwwww shucks Moosey eyes

~wickerman~

😆 😆 😂

Yeah, well, you better quote it, get it enshrined, because you'll never hear me say it again.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
OLD moose? 😂

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
😗

yeah yeah, I know...to your wonderfully naive, 17 year old eyes, I'm old...

But put it in perspective...to a 98 year old, I'm really young...

It's so weird being old AND young.

Latah kiddees.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
😆 😆 😂

Yeah, well, you better quote it, get it enshrined, because you'll never hear me say it again.

I'll always love your fabulously elderly body 😉

~wickerman~

I want uneek drool ... oh yeah.... she already mine!!! 💃

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
yeah yeah, I know...to your wonderfully naive, 17 year old eyes, I'm old...

But put it in perspective...to a 98 year old, I'm really young...

It's so weird being old AND young.

Latah kiddees.

Originally posted by Bun Bun
I want uneek drool ... oh yeah.... she already mine!!! 💃

icon5 I don't believe your filthy lies schmoll

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
icon5 I don't believe your filthy lies schmoll

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Believe it busta!!! shes my gurl!!! ask her if u want.. naughty

I still don't believe you schmoll

~wickerman~

hehe... we can share...

Originally posted by Bun Bun
hehe... we can share...

I didn't find any pics of you in the members pics thread......YOU DON'T EXIST icon5

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
I didn't find any pics of you in the members pics thread......YOU DON'T EXIST icon5

~wickerman~

I call Gorgey, we'll be the best gal pals droolio